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THIS IS WHERE YOU MAKE ME WRITE AWFUL THINGS, C&C
So I'm bored and need to practice my writing, C&C. This can mean only one thing:
WRITING REQUEST POST
There is, however, a highly suggested format to this beast! (You can disregard this format if there is something sufficiently awful you want me to write but that will be taken on a case-by-case basis) You all need to pick from the following options to format your request!
STEP 1:Cut a hole in the box Pick your characters! Just two is preferred, shippy or not so much, but more is alright! This section is rather loose!
STEP 2: Here's the important and limiting bit! You have a series of options you can check! Please to be making your selections from this list...
[CHECK ONE OF THE FOLLOWING]
[ ] SHONEN (GIANT ROBOTS! POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLDS! FIGHTING TOURNAMENTS! HILARIOUS GAGS!)
[ ] SHOJO (DRAMU! SPARKLES! ALL-GIRLS OR ALL-BOYS ACADEMIES!)
[ ] VERSE (Poetry, it will be vague free-verse forever)
[OPTIONAL ADDITIVES]
[ ] GENDERSWAP
[ ] ANGSTINESS
STEP 3: AWFULMAZINGNESS!
WRITING REQUEST POST
There is, however, a highly suggested format to this beast! (You can disregard this format if there is something sufficiently awful you want me to write but that will be taken on a case-by-case basis) You all need to pick from the following options to format your request!
STEP 1:
STEP 2: Here's the important and limiting bit! You have a series of options you can check! Please to be making your selections from this list...
[CHECK ONE OF THE FOLLOWING]
[ ] SHONEN (GIANT ROBOTS! POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLDS! FIGHTING TOURNAMENTS! HILARIOUS GAGS!)
[ ] SHOJO (DRAMU! SPARKLES! ALL-GIRLS OR ALL-BOYS ACADEMIES!)
[ ] VERSE (Poetry, it will be vague free-verse forever)
[OPTIONAL ADDITIVES]
[ ] GENDERSWAP
[ ] ANGSTINESS
STEP 3: AWFULMAZINGNESS!
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RUKA+MULTIPLE BLOND GUYS AROUND HER AGE+SHOJO=AWFULMAZINGNESS
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STEP 1: Schrodinger and Safeguard.. Shippy? Maybe?
STEP 2:
[CHECK ONE OF THE FOLLOWING]
[X] SHONEN (GIANT ROBOTS! POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLDS! FIGHTING TOURNAMENTS! HILARIOUS GAGS!)
[ ] SHOJO (DRAMU! SPARKLES! ALL-GIRLS OR ALL-BOYS ACADEMIES!)
[ ] VERSE (Poetry, it will be vague free-verse forever)
[OPTIONAL ADDITIVES]
[..X] GENDERSWAP [SAFEGUARD AS A GIRL.
IDK, Vector as the Father/guardian/parental figure?[ ] ANGSTINESS
STEP 3: AWFULMAZINGNESS!
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FILLED
“He’s going to make it, you know.” Vector said,not looking at her.
“B-But sensei! What if he doesn’t?” She asked, obviously quite distressed.
“Do you have faith in him, Seana?” Vector asked, still not even looking up. Man, the guy could be a jerk when he wanted to. But the, that was his character’s purpose. Besides probably a heroic sacrifice later. But not like the characters knew that.
Seana’s face composed, and she nodded, “I do.”
“Then why are you worried?”
With that, there was one final “SHING!” from the battle behind them. Seana looked over just in time to see the enemy robot fall, and Schrodinger’s mecha vanish as it teleported over to her and Vector.
Schrodinger lithely hopped out, walking over towards the campfire. The sight of him in his mecha suit make Seana’s heart beat a little faster, but like hell was she addressing that in this lifetime.
“Vell? How did I do?” Schrodinger asked happily, sitting on the log and grabbing the generic meat from its spit above the fire. Grinning widely, he took a bite.
“Why don’t you ask Seana?” Vector asked, taking a drag from his cigarette.
“You’re no fun, old man.” Schrodinger muttered before turning to Seana, “Vell? Vas I good?”
Seana blinked, “Ah, well… Yes, you were. Fantastic. Really cool!” she settled on, smiling.
Schrodinger grinned, “Alright!” he said, taking another mouthful of meat.
The camera then panned out to the party’s final destination, far far away.
“Curses!” The Fallen cried from his Crystal Castle of Fiery Despair, “Those rodents have defeated another of my best soldiers! But I have a plan, oh yes. They will fall before long…”
CUE DRAMATIC END CREDITS
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Shojo.
Angst.
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FILLED idk how shojo it is except in cheesyness and sparkletears but HERE YA GO
Screwing his eyes shut against the oversized tears he felt coming, he dropped the photograph onto the table. Despite his best efforts, though, the tears came, dropping and sparkling dramatically onto the photo. He missed Soundwave a lot. Ravage thought of him most every day now. Him and Sephie. But these days, Ravage’s fixation with his home was lessening. He had friends here, and he had Sari.
Ravage was happy.
And wherever he was in the multiverse, Ravage hoped Soundwave was happy too.
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SHOUJO STYLE.
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this is going to be wonderful
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...lmfao what even this is beautideous
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how horrible can we get
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let me put it this way
at the risk of awful copyright infringement, I'm working at a phd in Horribleness
SO AS HORRIBLE AS YOU WANT AS LONG AS IT'S NOT PORN
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all of the horrible
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Hit-Girl and Jan Valentine. No shipping.
Shojo.
I have faith in you Lyndon. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU-
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<3
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MAY MY CANONGOD FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DO
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YES.
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Ryan shojou genderswap.
LUST/RIDDLER SHONEN.
Hansel/Gretel shojou genderswap wait no that makes no sense.
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EDIT: PLUS GENDERSWAP
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I MEAN. YUSUKE AND BOTAN. IT'S UP TO YOU.
STEP 2:
[CHECK ONE OF THE FOLLOWING]
[X] SHONEN (GIANT ROBOTS! POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLDS! FIGHTING TOURNAMENTS! HILARIOUS GAGS!)
[ ] SHOJO (DRAMU! SPARKLES! ALL-GIRLS OR ALL-BOYS ACADEMIES!)
[ ] VERSE (Poetry, it will be vague free-verse forever)
[OPTIONAL ADDITIVES]
[X] GENDERSWAP
[ ] ANGSTINESS
STEP 3: AWFULMAZINGNESS!
GO WILD BB.