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THE DATING❤PROFILES MEME
    This is the DATING PROFILES meme! Here's how it works. Post as your character! Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them. Profit!

    Here's an example:
    ❤ Selina posts.
    ❤Bond responds: Loves long chases with explosions. Can be cold at times, but a firecracker when you get to know her.


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I HEARD SHE HAS TEENAGE TWINS

BOYS

MAN I SURE WOULDN'T WANNA DEAL WITH THEM

what do you mean I am far too young to have children

i dunno it's just what i heard

you must be mistaking me for someone else

c:

Eccentric, exotic, cultured woman with sophisticated tastes and a wild imagination. Looks good in just about anything -- and out of it, too.

Oh, my.

Codependent, if beautiful, gypsy amnesiac. High chance of insanity or death.

How kind.

How true.

I'd rather you weren't actively looking, personally.

Is that so?

Is there something wrong with that?

That depends entirely on how you intend to keep me distracted from my potential suitors.

What would you suggest?

I'm rather fond of long walks on the beach and sunset picnics, though you always seem somehow unsettled.

I.. am sure I could be persuaded.

Well. Remind me to distract you more often.

Edited 2010-05-25 03:26 (UTC)

Oh, I will.

Bewitching beauty seeks someone to provide her with babies. Robots need not apply, unless they are totally awesome.

Decent.. but you neglected to mention my sophistication and grace.

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