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[liverletdie]

THE DATING❤PROFILES MEME
    This is the DATING PROFILES meme! Here's how it works. Post as your character! Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them. Profit!
    
    Here's an example:
    ❤ Selina posts.
    ❤Bond responds: Loves long chases with explosions. Can be cold at times, but a firecracker when you get to know her.
    

Lovingly copypasta-ed from stutterbird

Comments

[behisgirlfriday.livejournal.com]

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

Loves working, massages, and coffee. Very easy to get along with but can get overworked and walk into the neighborhood coffee shop looking like a mess.

[bossisawitch.livejournal.com]

[quicktothepoint.livejournal.com]

Pretty hot and badass. Great for fixing stuff around the house. MAKE SURE YOU'RE MAGIC-PROOF.

[wolfofmibu]

Oh god this is hideous

[shiromadoushi]

No-nonsense serious older man, enjoys soba and cigarettes. Surprisingly tolerant, but does not suffer idiots. Smiles are rare, but worth the effort.

[notsoloyal]

[latrodectus]

[liverletdie]

Sexy redhead with an amazing body. Sexy accent, but can kill you in your sleep.

[goryteller]

[cry-andletloose.livejournal.com]

Humble, decent young man with a thing for childhood nostalgia and stories. Frenetic at times. Nice.

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

[behisgirlfriday.livejournal.com]

Kung-fu prodigy with mysterious tattoos, fantastic massages, and organizational skills that have room for positive improvement. He's built like David and will watch the Notebook.

I'm serious.

[liverletdie]

[youmakemesmall.livejournal.com]

Rich, charming, big spender male who especially enjoys red heads and Asians-- expects you to put out on the first date. Plz call.

[hulkkeysmash.livejournal.com]

[youmakemesmall.livejournal.com]

For the love of GOD, someone-- ANYONE-- go on a date with this man.

Freddie Prinze Jr. need not apply.

[viced]

[iplayedthem.livejournal.com]

Ambiguous politician seeks...who knows! For...something! Possibly. But maybe not! NO PRESS.

[allthecards]

[hackeralastair]

Tight-assed, emotionally stunted CEO with no social skills and a competition complex a mile long really needs to get laid. Fanboys and anyone with a personality need not apply.

[jewpryde.livejournal.com]

[ahhmahgawd]

Smart, likes Dazzler. Extra points if you bring her to a concert.

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[prettymorlock]

Owns really nice fancy underwear. Do you actually need to know more than that?

[pandablade.livejournal.com]

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

You are not prepared for him. Seriously, you're not. Approach at your own risk. Is it worth it? Only God knows.

[youmakemesmall.livejournal.com]

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

Likes walking around naked and kung-fu movies. Really, that's all you need to get guys.

[emperorshand.livejournal.com]

[pas-de-ducks.livejournal.com]

Dancer and executive smuggler seeks patient, gentle companion for friendship, possibly more? Lando Calrissian need not apply. Have saber, will travel.

[prettymorlock]

[ahhmahgawd]

Funny, nice, pretty, good to be around and enjoys country stuff. Likes flying.

[elecdouble.livejournal.com]

[quicktothepoint.livejournal.com]

no

[ikillforsupper]

[hittheroadjack.livejournal.com]

[shiromadoushi]

Romantic journalist looking for Jack Atlas clone. Those who are not Jack need not apply.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I am stupid for doing this, but why the hell not?

[byearms.livejournal.com]

[quicktothepoint.livejournal.com]

[elecdouble.livejournal.com]

COMPLETELY annoying jerk with bad hair seeks woman to make his life miserable.

[soldieringshin.livejournal.com]

[prodigitalson.livejournal.com]

Threat to humanity. Enjoys watching people be mindraped, making stupid faces while doing so.

[whoajeezwhat.livejournal.com]

i swear if it's a combo

[wondah.livejournal.com]

Super cute, but might fumble and drop it in conversations once in a while! It only adds to an apparent charm, though, and his heroic fashion sense is wonderful! One can only imagine that it's just as good out of costume, too. Quick thinker, it seems, and very nice and willing to make someone comfortable. I think.