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[liverletdie]

THE DATING❤PROFILES MEME
    This is the DATING PROFILES meme! Here's how it works. Post as your character! Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them. Profit!
    
    Here's an example:
    ❤ Selina posts.
    ❤Bond responds: Loves long chases with explosions. Can be cold at times, but a firecracker when you get to know her.
    

Lovingly copypasta-ed from stutterbird

Comments

[loveyourenemy.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh.

[shiromadoushi]

Kind, caring and devoted individual recovering from military life and social isolation. In need of patient caring partner who's not afraid of stalker quazi-boyfriend understanding of previous loyalties to abusive employer.

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

OH GOD THIS I GOTTA SEE

ALSO I SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR HER.

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

Just another same-old same-old loser who likes tea, crumpets, and has terrible teeth.

British, but not the hot kind.

Just pass over this one. You aren't missing anything.

[cutfromacloth.livejournal.com]

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

Three

Three

Three

for the price of one.

[cry-andletloose.livejournal.com]

[jewpryde.livejournal.com]

Tall, blond, surfing Adonis who can rock your world.

Literally.

[apocalypsewench]

FUCK ALEX TOPPED

YESSSSSS

[cry-andletloose.livejournal.com]

Crazy stalker chick who will wreck your life. Still hung up over her ex, with way too much emotional baggage. Start running now.

(Lorna you aren't allowed to date anyone who isn't me)

[lapequenaarana.livejournal.com]

[shiromadoushi]

[pas-de-ducks.livejournal.com]

Games enthusiast seeks an adventuring partner! Loves cats, reading, White Mage costumes. Those interested solely in the "jam it in" option need not apply.

[lovemedangit.livejournal.com]

[yayashton.livejournal.com]

Easily confused and adorable Prince seeks beautiful Princess or handsome Knight.

Pants optional.

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

[feed-me-plz.livejournal.com]

ugh what am i doing

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

Confident, talkative foodie with a passion for music. Sharp dresser who prefers eating in.

[notadartboard]

this is the only one you get

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

Mercurial pirate. Serious business one second, the kindest, most chivalrous prince the next. If you're looking for adventure on the high seas, Sanji is your man.

[ahhmahgawd]

[jewpryde.livejournal.com]

Good, old fashioned Southern boy that you can take home to meet the parents. Must enjoy leather. A lot.

[meowminx.livejournal.com]

Well damnit, I guess I have to post if she's the example.

[cry-andletloose.livejournal.com]

A femme fatale with a heart of gold. Soft spot for orphans and street kids. Probably not for the faint of heart though.

[stillawitch.livejournal.com]

[quicktothepoint.livejournal.com]

I HEARD SHE HAS TEENAGE TWINS

BOYS

MAN I SURE WOULDN'T WANNA DEAL WITH THEM

[insourarmor.livejournal.com]

Oh dear.

[yayashton.livejournal.com]

Jailbait that doesn't know how to have a good time.

Also probably a virgin still if Mytho hasn't tapped that yet.

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

[officerslinger.livejournal.com]

He's got a whole lot of love to give.

[scienceisawesom.livejournal.com]

[giantmothchan.livejournal.com]

[cutfromacloth.livejournal.com]

Disturbingly sentient. Primitive thoughts almost definitely present.

[wondah.livejournal.com]

♥

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

Beautiful, intelligent woman who is already taken. Get out.

[yayashton.livejournal.com]

[shiromadoushi]

For the person who doesn't mind manning the spotlight, since he will always take center stage.

[wasalways.livejournal.com]

[medea-recast.livejournal.com]

SWF seeks SM.
Pros: I'm a strong woman who can get inside your head.
Cons: Might die. Again.

[deeplyunnormal.livejournal.com]

[quicktothepoint.livejournal.com]

She can be really weird, but she's pretty cute. Might have to get over her quirks first (or not, suit yourself). Nice and easy to talk to otherwise.

[temporaltossed.livejournal.com]

[wasalways.livejournal.com]

Young, gorgeous redhead with an impassioned temper and an even stronger show of love and compassion. Has an embarrassing Mother, but if you can get past that, this girl will never cease to be loyal to you.

Also she inherited a lot of hot genes. There are two puns somewhere in that.

[itwontbuzz.livejournal.com]

!

[pandablade.livejournal.com]

Enchanting princess seeks intelligent, foreboding male to perhaps blink shyly at. My brother is not allowed near her.

[medea-recast.livejournal.com]

[wasalways.livejournal.com]

Beautiful and fiery redhead whose sharp mind is only outmatched by her even sharper, paralyzing gaze. Might eventually try to kill you.