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THE DATING❤PROFILES MEME
    This is the DATING PROFILES meme! Here's how it works. Post as your character! Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them. Profit!

    Here's an example:
    ❤ Selina posts.
    ❤Bond responds: Loves long chases with explosions. Can be cold at times, but a firecracker when you get to know her.


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Wonder Girl doesn't let the name down, as she's absolutely wonderful. That's a pretty cheesy opening line, but hey, it fits, because Donna's the cheesiest person you'll ever meet. It doesn't even matter what your taste is, because Donna's cheese is the best; any lactose intolerant person would agree.

She has these arms and hands that could tear you apart limb from limb, but she'd never do that to anyone. Not even a fly. She'll hold you with the grip of a warrior and the care of a mother, and she smells nice. Looks it, too. But I won't go into detail about that, because that much is obvious.

She'll keeps you attentive with wise words and her experiences in life. Chances are she's smarter than you, but won't be condescending about it. Most of the time. Arm yourself with correct Shakespeare quotes and Wikipedia knowledge and you should be fine.

And if you can't even do that, she'll at least always listen to you when you have something to say. Or something to get off your chest. She'll never turn you away when you need her, but she might need some prodding herself if you want her to open up about something that's bugging her. If you don't think you have the courage to do this, please don't pursue her.

Wow, what a creep.

Wow.

It's sweet-creepy. Creet. Sreepy.

Cheesy. Mean. Cheam. Measy.

Where have you been all of my life, anonymous stranger?

A little more than two years behind you.

Or two years ahead, depending on how you look at it. :)

Time is a cruel mistress. If only I could know your name! Then I could reward my knight in shining armor properly.

I always thought time was masculine. You know, Father Time.

And no way. I'm scared of you!

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