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Tᴏɴʏ "ɪʀᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴ" Sᴛᴀʀᴋ ([personal profile] liverletdie) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2010-05-24 08:52 pm

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THE DATINGPROFILES MEME
    This is the 
DATING PROFILES 
meme! Here's how it works. Post as your character! Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them. Profit!
    
    Here's an example:
     Selina posts.
    Bond responds: Loves long chases with explosions. Can be cold at times, but a firecracker when you get to know her.
    


Lovingly copypasta-ed from [livejournal.com profile] stutterbird

[identity profile] pandablade.livejournal.com 2010-05-25 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Enchanting princess seeks intelligent, foreboding male to perhaps blink shyly at. My brother is not allowed near her.

AAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[identity profile] itwontbuzz.livejournal.com 2010-05-25 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I promise I'll stop ...blinking shyly. I can blink quite boldly! I just haven't socialized much on non-political terms with men.

...Your brother?

[identity profile] pandablade.livejournal.com 2010-05-25 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
My brother stole my first love from me.

[identity profile] itwontbuzz.livejournal.com 2010-05-25 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I am sorry that she had such poor taste.

If it is any consolation, my brother killed my other brother before I had him killed.

[identity profile] pandablade.livejournal.com 2010-05-25 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Our family situations seem...equally tenuous. Mine locked me beneath the ground for 10,000 years.

[identity profile] nineinches.livejournal.com 2010-05-25 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
- calming presence
- gorgeous
- different culture, different planet; you'd never run out of things to talk about
- so friendly

[identity profile] itwontbuzz.livejournal.com 2010-05-25 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
A calming presence? I'm glad I have that effect. I often feel the same about you.