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[liverletdie]

THE DATING❤PROFILES MEME
    This is the DATING PROFILES meme! Here's how it works. Post as your character! Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them. Profit!
    
    Here's an example:
    ❤ Selina posts.
    ❤Bond responds: Loves long chases with explosions. Can be cold at times, but a firecracker when you get to know her.
    

Lovingly copypasta-ed from stutterbird

Comments

[pandablade.livejournal.com]

My brother stole my first love from me.

[itwontbuzz.livejournal.com]

I am sorry that she had such poor taste.

If it is any consolation, my brother killed my other brother before I had him killed.

[pandablade.livejournal.com]

Our family situations seem...equally tenuous. Mine locked me beneath the ground for 10,000 years.