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[liverletdie]

THE DATING❤PROFILES MEME
    This is the DATING PROFILES meme! Here's how it works. Post as your character! Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them. Profit!
    
    Here's an example:
    ❤ Selina posts.
    ❤Bond responds: Loves long chases with explosions. Can be cold at times, but a firecracker when you get to know her.
    

Lovingly copypasta-ed from stutterbird

Comments

[nineinches.livejournal.com]

Beautiful, intelligent woman who is already taken. Get out.

[wondah.livejournal.com]

Mine was still better.

[nineinches.livejournal.com]

I know, which is why I'm not bothering to try to top you. If I did, you'd end up calling me a creep. I know how you work.

[wondah.livejournal.com]

Nuh-uh. I've been lonely and mopey all night. It would have lifted my mood!

[nineinches.livejournal.com]

Do you want a dating ad or do you want me to list off compliments?

[wondah.livejournal.com]

Well now it would be like I forced you into it, so never mind!

[nineinches.livejournal.com]

[Laughing.] Well, okay. I hope someone as passionate as me will be able to make you smile with one of these things.

[wondah.livejournal.com]

That guy doesn't exist here.

[nineinches.livejournal.com]

Sure he does. You probably just scare him.