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[liverletdie]

THE DATING❤PROFILES MEME
    This is the DATING PROFILES meme! Here's how it works. Post as your character! Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them. Profit!
    
    Here's an example:
    ❤ Selina posts.
    ❤Bond responds: Loves long chases with explosions. Can be cold at times, but a firecracker when you get to know her.
    

Lovingly copypasta-ed from stutterbird

Comments

[guardiandevil]

That isn't all I got out of it, and you know it. We had some good times. Or, if you prefer, I had some good times and you can define the times we had in whatever terms you like.

[latrodectus]

I don't regret our relationship, but "you made me feel like James Bond" is the worst compliment I've heard in a while, Matt.

[guardiandevil]

That wasn't meant to be anything serious, Natasha. My attempt to be clever and entertaining has obviously failed miserably. I give up.

[latrodectus]

It's mostly that the women in that franchise are disposable arm-candy.

But it's alright. I forgive you.

[guardiandevil]

You know I don't consider you disposable. You're strong, talented. You're one of the most capable people I've ever met. I wasn't trying to be a jerk.

You sure?

[latrodectus]

It's alright. My last boyfriend turned down sex so he could go brood with Batroc the Leaper. So obviously I know how to pick them.

[guardiandevil]

Batroc the Leaper? Seriously? My excuse was better than that at least.

[latrodectus]

I'm not sure if he was planning on meeting Batroc. Or just brooding.

[guardiandevil]

That is an important distinction. If he was planning it, that's just sad. And coming from me... well...

[latrodectus]

Point taken. But I guess it comes with the territory. Superheroes are never very good at the dating thing.

[guardiandevil]

No. We're not. It's a well documented fact. Maybe it's time to move into the civilian sector.

[latrodectus]

No. That won't work either. Too dangerous.

[guardiandevil]

Mm.

So what are your options then? Be lonely forever?

[latrodectus]

Or a long string of one-night stands, which basically amounts to the same thing. No, I've just got to embrace the imperfect like everybody else.

[guardiandevil]

God, this is just depressing. You can only take so much imperfection. [By 'you', he means himself, really.]

No one deserves to be lonely, especially not you.

[latrodectus]

You can be alone without being lonely, you know.

[guardiandevil]

And you can be lonely without being alone. It's a strange little cycle.

[latrodectus]

Yes. Happiness depends on oneself.

[guardiandevil]

So, are you happy?

[latrodectus]

I was recently. I will be again.

[guardiandevil]

Good. You deserve to be happy. I want you to be happy.

[latrodectus]

As do you, Matthew Murdock. But you make it very difficult. Maybe you and Foggy should go to Massachusetts and elope.

[guardiandevil]

Right. Because that will solve all my problems. When in doubt, get married, right?

Though I thought you didn't approve of me being married.

[latrodectus]

I don't. But you and Foggy are already married.

[guardiandevil]

Help me pick out an engagement ring, then. You have an eye for fashion. I want him to be the envy of every woman in the city.