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THE DATING❤PROFILES MEME
    This is the DATING PROFILES meme! Here's how it works. Post as your character! Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them. Profit!
    
    Here's an example:
    ❤ Selina posts.
    ❤Bond responds: Loves long chases with explosions. Can be cold at times, but a firecracker when you get to know her.
    

Lovingly copypasta-ed from stutterbird

Comments

[latrodectus]

You can be alone without being lonely, you know.

[guardiandevil]

And you can be lonely without being alone. It's a strange little cycle.

[latrodectus]

Yes. Happiness depends on oneself.

[guardiandevil]

So, are you happy?

[latrodectus]

I was recently. I will be again.

[guardiandevil]

Good. You deserve to be happy. I want you to be happy.

[latrodectus]

As do you, Matthew Murdock. But you make it very difficult. Maybe you and Foggy should go to Massachusetts and elope.

[guardiandevil]

Right. Because that will solve all my problems. When in doubt, get married, right?

Though I thought you didn't approve of me being married.

[latrodectus]

I don't. But you and Foggy are already married.

[guardiandevil]

Help me pick out an engagement ring, then. You have an eye for fashion. I want him to be the envy of every woman in the city.

[latrodectus]

Oh, who says he's the one who gets to wear the diamond?

[guardiandevil]

Who says we both can't have them? You can help pick out mine too. I trust your tastes.

[latrodectus]

Do I have a budget? That's important. I don't know if I want to shop for a cheapskate, that takes a considerable amount of the fun out of it.

[guardiandevil]

I'm not a cheapskate. The sky's the limit, go wild. I want everyone to be jealous of me and my rock.

[latrodectus]

Not you and your committed, loving relationship?

[guardiandevil]

Foggy is my arm-candy. I have to show him off to the world. That's how everyone will know I'm a man.

[latrodectus]

The spandex and violence wasn't enough?

[guardiandevil]

No, they're never enough for me. The violence and close proximity to other men is what makes my life worth living.

And stop questioning my masculinity, honey. I'm gonna develope a complex, and then Foggy's gonna leave me.

[latrodectus]

I think you might have that complex already, dear.

[guardiandevil]

Exactly. And you can see how well that is working out. Obviously I don't need another one.