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[olesia]

So hey guys! Perhaps it's just because I'm up to my eyeballs in bleach fumes right now, or my cup runneth over with excitement over these nearly-thirty reserves for this impending application round (you guys every name on this list is beautiful), but I can't write tags to save my life and am instead going to harass you guys. I have no regrets!

Instead of anything useful, here is a question for you:

if your character were in charge of what username you used for their journal, what would they pick, and why?
How would they react to the one they currently have?

Alternately: if there are any other journal names you wished you'd used instead, what are they? And feel free to suggest horrible renames to everyone else.



Why no I'm not using this as a launching board for renaming one of my character accounts, not in the slightest
(I am terrible at lying)

Comments

[hexappeal]

Zee would want mskatonic. She's such a nerd. :(

I wish I'd have gone with snoitatnacni, just because it's slightly easier to spell.

[hexappeal]

Apparently the owner of mskatonic renamed to ms_katonic and didn't delete the original version. What a dick, taking up both those names. :|

[wolfofmibu]

I have that one tracking thing on Saitou's stuff for purged usernames if they're ever purged, like wolfofmibu etc. even though this username has grown on me haha.

but yeah no SAITOU DISLIKES THIS NAME he doesn't get it. XD;

[olesia]

Well fuckingshogun is the greatest name so I can see why it's grown on you! Poor Saitou.

[mocks]

I think Bobbi would approve of this name since it's essentially her codename. The Birdie part was important to me, because that's what Clint calls her. And someday I will fork over the $$$ to rename it without the underscore. I hate the underscore, but I'm too lazy to pay to rename it.

[olesia]

It's a cute journal name! And eventually the money shall be yours. EVENTUALLY THE UNDERSCORE WILL SLINK OUT OF THAT NAME, ASHAMED.

[pacifisted.livejournal.com]

NOT THIS ONE. He would lineface so hard at it that his face would crack if he ever attempted another expression beyond that ever again.

Honestly, it'd probably be a completely nonsensical string of letters and numbers. Either that, or just:

3

And I did use another name before this; 'pacifisted' IS the horrible rename. :) But feel free to suggest any new ones for if I ever get bored of it!

[olesia]

I still have no regrets for encouraging the pacifister/pacifisted journal changes. None whatsoever.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

HIII

Iiii don't think James would mind his username. Possibly he'd just keep it. I can't think of anything else he'd choose otherwise...

/fails

[improvesmorale]

His screen name is so perfect.

[iknowyourfear.livejournal.com]

iknowyourfear

[wolfofmibu]

XD I wore a shirt saying that today

[improvesmorale]

I COULD... SEE HIM USING HIS CURRENT ONE, ACTUALLY. The beatings will continue until morale improves, rimshot rimshot.

I haven't really thought about what would be a good alternative screen name. When I came up with this one ages and ages ago, I remember spending a good few hours agonizing over it and coming up with nothing. I probably would've started digging into song lyrics.

this comment is brought to you by the letter 'uncreativity.'

[olesia]

I think he probably would have wanted to punch you for a song lyric username.

[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

alskjd LMFAO UM SOMETHING RIDICULOUS LIKE
aerial_bliss or aerial_bliss
or
idek
aerial_bliss

[hexappeal]

those are all so cute.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think it's somehow become in-game canon that his username DOES read bluffing_ruffle... I imagine that was a joke by the Iron Suit or something, though, and he hates it to infinity and back as there's no way on earth he would pick something like that himself.

He'd just go for something obvious and/or self-referencing, like maedgeworth .

[natureinblood]

Read that as Mae Edgeworth...

[shiromadoushi]

Bakura would probably either have picked this one [since his oh so original character for Monster World was just "White Mage Bakura" and Shiromadoushi = White Mage"] or some obscure TRPG reference. or smilinggm

[olesia]

What do you think would be the username he'd hate the most and just cover his face in shame if you renamed it to?

[recurve]

Ugh I should probably have just made one post for the all. Oh well.

Kate would not approve of this, even though it's a paraphrasing of something she called herself. I was at a loss for a username. She'd be more creative I think.

Matt... would be fine with his. It is from the 'Devil Man' song which is the best thing ever!

Zoidberg's is a word he used in an episode. And he is crabulous, so it's fitting.

Angelica wouldn't like hers. It's too obvious and it reminds me of food... like eating a microwaved mutant.

And Laurie would line face at hers. But I think it's hilarious.

[olesia]

Angelica is suddenly a new flavor of hot pocket.







this is an awful comment.

[formidophobia.livejournal.com]

Jon would approve of formidophobia because it's elegant and to the point.

I don't think Myron would like wisecracka but he'd probably go with something super lame like "ourcivilduty" or some horrible pun like "bellsandwhistle" or idek.

[olesia]

You used a different username for Jon the last time he was here, didn't you? I can't for the life of me remember what it was, though.

[nyc-detective.livejournal.com]

Elisa would actually probably use her nyc_detective because she wouldn't want to give anything away. But I really, REALLY want to change it to nyc_detective. Elle thought of that and I want it like burning.

[olesia]

Momjeanjustice would be beautiful. You should absolutely go for it! (ALSO HI WE MISS YOU LAIH AND MOMJEANS)

[moezilla.livejournal.com]

Yuugi's would probably be like ennoble. Yeah. ORIGINAL...

[olesia]

you could always get him [Bad username or site: gamblers title=penaltygameslol @ livejournal.com]

[natureinblood]

rjlupin is what Remus would want and he'd probably lineface at me for using this one.

[olesia]

How would he have liked bibliowolf?

[loveyourenemy.livejournal.com]

Matsuka would woe forever at this username. I still kind of suspect that he's already had a "what, is that my name now? :C" reaction ICly to Keith's "Matsuka, coffee."

I'm pretty unimpressed with it myself, but I have yet to think of anything better, either.

[olesia]

At some point his nickname will wind up just being Starbuck. It'll be great.

[olesia]

oh I guess I should answer my own question.

When I first started playing Ruka, I always picked names that I thought she'd pick for herself! So gallitrap is actually the journal name she would have picked (since fairygirl20xx just looks dumb). She'd absolutely pick a name based on a card, so the only other one I can think of that she might change it to is [Bad username or site: gallitrap title=fairyarcher @ livejournal.com].

Terra would be confused by speedofnaked, not understand what I was going for, and then huffily ask for a rename because jeez we don't need to bring up her fuzzybutt every time she asks for advice. She definitely wouldn't pick a name based on espers or magic or anything like that, so she'd probably wind up with something like [Bad username or site: speedofnaked title=justterra @ livejournal.com]. Or ask Alex if she could have her account.

I want to rename her journal, but everything is either already taken, too long, or embarrassingly shippy

[hexappeal]

I never ended up playing her (I decided on Faris from FF5 instead HELL YEAH MAN), but I was either going to use seekingly or expiscating for my Terra. c:

YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT EITHER ONE, but if you did, I would be happy to delete them for a rename or just give 'em to you.

[satisfiedsigner]

Kiryu actually wouldn't mind this username much, I don't think. But he would probably pick manzoku, satisfaction, or shinigami. All of which are taken, sadly. I personally also have scytheofgod, which he might not think of right away, but since the others are taken...ooor he might even use stardustknight, which is his 2020 journal, because that's his "superhero" name.

[wolfofmibu]

sfjklsfd why is manzoku taken THOSE BASTERDS

[sorcerously.livejournal.com]

i have a billion usernames for rikku:
calamitousness [my favorite]
clumsiness
kleptoness [my second-favorite]
catastropheness
cunningness
cataclysmness
klutziness
desert_thief [MY FIRST RIKKU JOURNAL EVER OMG]
bolstered

i had a -ness phase. i think rikku would appreciate any of those. AND IF ANYBODY WANTS ANY OF THEM... I'M WILLING TO GIVE THEM AWAY LOL.

for scathach, the only other username i have is symmachy, but i like spadassin better. i can't think of anything else she'd like.

gemma's other ones are ordination and adjured, but they are being used for other characters right now. also, implored. I THINK HER FAV USERNAME WOULD BE LIKE CRESCENTEYE4EVA or soemthing idk.

and for nill... like noicannotfly or iamnotanangelplz idk.

[themysciran]

I am so tempted to snag cunningness, ngl. Is it a real word, though?

[notadartboard]

sfkjahdaif uhhh. BRAIN NO WORKY TODAY

Alastair would think his is so boring but I can't think of any good alternatives.

Sanji's is actually HIS OWN WORDS that he yelled at Zoro once but he'd probably prefer something sexier or princier.

Geddoe's fine with his, it's actually fairly manly and creative for him.

[mrbleedsalot.livejournal.com]

B)

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

ROFL I WOULD GET PUNCHED SO HARD FOR THIS USERNAME





AND THIS ICON

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

I'M TOO LAZY TO GO INTO CHARACTER OPINIONS but i will say that after i made shiva's journal i thought of [Bad username or site: deathdeals title=leopardblowjob @ livejournal.com] and i was like HA HA HA IT'S SO FUNNY

because her signature killing move is the leopard blow

and... blowjobs

it wasn't that funny

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

tank, especially early tank, would've preferred dickfuckassfart and having her layout either look like a horribly garbled geocities page or like a 60s acid trip cartoon

other potential usernames she would've chosen:
ahandbaggggg (because The Importance Of Being Ernest)

whileikissthesky (because Jimi Hendrix)

but seriously

duckfartassfuck

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU TOO, LJ

[superspeeds]

Pietro would demand some obscure literary reference that would probably make everyone else roll their eyes. If they didn't get it, he'd get to feel superior, though. That or it'd just be quicksilver.

I do have an alternate account, terrigenjunky. He would disapprove of that so hard. And also deny that it happened. Dirty no good skrulls.

[radiantly]

oncemercurial. :|

[themysciran]

Diana would snap my neck for this username. She totally doesn't say it anymore!! I can't believe greathera isn't taken, but that's kinda boring anyway. Diana would probably choose something lame like truthandjustice or amazonwarrior. Actually, she'd go for the lamest: diana.

[hexappeal]

notwonderwoman, ofthemyscira. c:

she'd have two accounts:
dianaprince
and diana

she wouldn't stop to think people might notice that both of them are active at the same time, responding right after one another.