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THE FOLLOW ME HOME MEME.

Congratulations! The Porter has decided to send you home! But, even worse, it brought some of your friends (or enemies) with you!

1. Reply here with one character/comment or stick all of their names whatevs. (make it easy and put their canon names :D)
2. People reply.
3. They've been ported back to your character's canon!! (i.e Han posts > Eames replies > Eames is stuck in Star Wars and trolls Darth Vader's dreams as Padme)
4. ???
5. Profit.

Comments

[identical]

[ aww, bucky ]

If you don't spray yourself in the face first.

[deadthenred]

You can keep the pepper spray. I'm not gonna need it.

[He says... all super smooth and not at all because he doesn't know how to use the pepper spray.]

[identical]

Sure you're not. It's not like you're pretty much defenseless except for your fists or anything.

[deadthenred]

They're good fists!

[identical]

You're not bulletproof!

[deadthenred]

No, I'm not. But I can take— four guys, at least, if they got guns, more if they don't see me coming.

[identical]

If we happen across some guys with guns that you can take, I'm claiming dibs on a gun once you're done. Just so you know.

[deadthenred]

Do you know how to use it?

[identical]

Yes, I know how to use a gun.

[deadthenred]

Right. Well, they usually got Walther P38s, that's a semi-automatic.

[identical]

I'll be fine. Dad's pistol was a semi-automatic and that's what I learned to shoot.

[ one day at the range with dad does not a completely competent shooter make but shhh ]

[deadthenred]

Okay. You can have one of the guns.

[identical]

I'm glad we've got that settled.

[deadthenred]

Yeah, I gotta get my hands on 'em first.

Or we gotta find Steve. Or a radio, or… something.

[identical]

Too bad my cell phone won't work.

[deadthenred]

Yeah, too bad.

I'm sorry, I don't usually leave without my stuff.

[identical]

Why are you sorry? I'm the one who's going to slow you down.

[deadthenred]

Yeah, but I shouldn't get caught unprepared.

I'm not bulletproof.

[identical]

You were in an alternate universe for months and then got shoved back here without any warning. No duh you were unprepared. Anyone would be.

[deadthenred]

And look, now you might have to pay for it.

[identical]

Oh my god, I am this close to punching you right now. I'll be fine. Stop worrying.

[deadthenred]

You're stuck sixty years back even if we get outta the war zone.

[identical]

Yeah, I know. Trying not to think about that right now.

[deadthenred]

Maybe the Nazis've got a time machine.

[identical]

Or maybe the people back home'll find me. Or maybe I'll end up going crazy from the lack of Doritos. Who knows.