IT'S TIME FOR THE FANSERVICE MEME

[viced]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

Comments

[viced]

[(Anonymous)]

no brain-to-mouth-filter, talk about your staff

[viced]

So, what, just talk about them like normal?

Or... what?

I mean, Edward's kind of an asshole, and he's a sneaky asshole, but there's nobody else I'd want to have under me. And he's been nothing but an exemplary deputy mayor, so the bullshit about him being unable to reform? Don't want to fucking hear it.

And then there's Bond, who...let's be honest, he's kind of a dick too. Actually, everyone on my staff is an asshole, but Bond's one of the biggest assholes, but he's been pretty good at making sure I don't die, so there's that.

And April, this new girl, has racoons. That's really fucking gross, and come to think of it, I don't know what she does.

And Romero? Something about him. I'm not sure what, but he's good at what he's doing, so I'll leave him there for now, because a 'bad feeling' has never gotten me anything other than the shits.

Er, how much farther do you want me to fucking go? I have a lot of staff.

[(Anonymous)]

So far I'm getting the feeling you like your guys to be big dicks, you're not keen on the ladies, and you have a lot of staff.

[viced]

I'm not keen on--? I'm just fine with the ladies! I just hate animals!

[(Anonymous)]

Pick two guys to flirt with openly.

[viced]

whoever you are, I fucking hate you

[futureleader]

[okay, so much for personal space because here's quentin hugging the ever loving shit out of mitchell. it's so full of love, and hate, but mostly love. and probably some pain. so much pain and love in this hug. cherish it and weep.]

The glitter makes you look like less of a fatass.

[viced]

[ HURK. What is this. What the fuck is this Mitchell doesn't know so he's just going to sit there like 'buwhat' ]

The glitter makes me look like a drag queen out of costume!

[futureleader]

But you would make a handsome drag queen, they'll all be jealous.

[still hugging.]

You wanna know why? Because you're the drag Queen.

[viced]

[ SO AWKWARD RIGHT NOW ]

Er, no. No I'm not? The fuck's gotten into you?

[futureleader]

Yes you are. I signed you up for this drag queen beauty contest. And you won!

Good job, good lookin'!

[viced]

Bullshit! Why the fuck did you go and do that!?

[futureleader]

I felt bad for calling you a fatass. So instead of being an asshole and telling you to lose some fucking weight, I decided to pinpoint the more beautiful qualities in your features.

No need to thank me Mayor Queen.

[viced]

Don't ever fucking do that again! I don't need a teenage motivator about some nonexistent extra weight!

[snidepiper]

You--[wait no, he can't just launch into this] Hey--I have to tell you something important.

[viced]

Hm? What is it? [ LOOKING AT..... ]

[snidepiper]

Well, uh. I've-... I have a lot of experience, looking at people.

...At their faces.

[oh god]

You have really. ...really nice--eyes.

[viced]

[ Oh....





uh ]

I do?

[snidepiper]

I don't lie. [slightly proud. Then clarifies] I'm really bad at it.

So... yes. You do.

[come on Mitch fight him]

[viced]

Oh, wow.

Thanks, I guess. [ Not used to...earnest compliments.... ]

[(Anonymous)]

Hit up two people for campaign donations. Offer your body if political favors aren't enough.

[hexappeal]

I'm sorry about what I'm about to do-- [Except she's not, since her only directions were to "use magic on three people," whoops.] Hctim ni ylno stnaprednu. [Yeah, she casted that with the word underpants.]

[viced]

[ Oh Zee.






Why you do this. Mitch is in his, you guessed it, boxers. ]

Motherfucker! [ Gently, holding front closed. He wore his button-less boxers :( ]

[hexappeal]

[It's like she enjoys torturing herself, as she just shrugs a little and stands there as he covers himself and her face reddens (except there's a really smug expression going on, so it's not really embarrassment -- second-hand embarrassment, maybe...).] Sorry, geez!