IT'S TIME FOR THE FANSERVICE MEME

[viced]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

Comments

[bullseye]

i am kind of busy but i want to make dreams come true

[fingerbang]

talk to deadpool
about the smell of your lust

[bullseye]

his lust in general
or a specific lust

[fingerbang]

as long as daken isn't involved and it smells like chilidogs we're good

[bullseye]

LMFAO ok

[guardiandevil]

You know a guy named Harvey?

[bullseye]

[SUPER SERIOUS FACE OK eyes narrowed and everything and a very solemn voice to go with it]

Harvey Dent?

[guardiandevil]

That'd be the one.

[bullseye]

[his heart rate totally increases--he's angry and jealous]

He's too interested in you for his own good.

[beat]

I'm gonna kill him before it goes any farther.

[guardiandevil]

[oh god this was a terrible idea]

That isn't necessary.

[bullseye]

[shut up and accept the pro bono assassination, matty!!]

Yeah it is. He's way too obsessed with you. He's a psycho. You don't know what he's gonna do.

[guardiandevil]

He needs mental health care, not an execution.

[bullseye]

He needs a lobotomy. I can do that.

[deadfool]

[welp today is the day, bullseye

the day you wake up and there is a naked deadpool with a rose in his mouth banging on your front door

right where all your neighbors can see him and judge you and all your life choices]

I GOT A ROSE STUCK IN MY TEETH COME OUT HERE AND HELP ME

[bullseye]

[he jerks awake and tries to roll back over on the couch to go back to sleep but it's DP shouting at the top of his lungs and who can ignore that.

so he gets up, scratches his balls, and answers the door in his underwear without bothering to check through the peephole or leave the chain in place.

he should be used to this. hell, he should probably have expected something like this sooner or later, but there really is no preparing oneself for deadpool, so he proceeds to gawk in horror

and embarrassment because who are we kidding]

[amoray]

You and that hiwemate a yours seem awful... you know, close, huh.

Real close.

Romantic kinda close.

[bullseye]

My what?

[amoray]

He wears a lotta red latex.

Which, you know, I guess if the two a you are into that kinda thing, that's fine. Whatewer. It's just real fuckin' ostentatious.

[bullseye]

Deadpool? No way. No way.

[a beat when he remembers who he's talking to]

Did that fruitcake Nygma send you to find out? I bet he did.

[amoray]

I am oh so fuckin' generously offerin' you some grade-A god damn romantic adwice, free a charge. An' Ed gets pissed off when I do it, so this ain't about him.

It's about you and Dead's scarlet entanglement.

[bullseye]

You think I have problems getting laid? Cause I don't. I can get any girl I want.

[a pause and then he adds]

And I definitely don't need any so-called "adwice" when it comes to Deadpool.

Because we're not in a fucking relationship, you twerp.

[amoray]

You know, Ed goes about denyin' his feelins for Norm too. It's awful sad.

[symmachy]

[walks up to
aims a kick at that bullseye on his head]

[bullseye]

[totally wasn't paying attention let's say

it knocks him onto his back where he writhes in pain, both hands to his forehead]

OW YOU FUCKING BITCH!

[symmachy]

[WHELP this looks like submission to her]

I think we're done here.