IT'S TIME FOR THE FANSERVICE MEME

[viced]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

Comments

[amoray]

Hey Kan, you ewer notice how your hair smells kinda like some manner a shampoo with papaya?




'Cos I did.

[glowsferatu]

...What could you hope to achieve with this?

[amoray]

I bet your no-fuckin'-good moirail is the only other one that ewer gawe a shit what your hair smelled like. An' she probably newer made a shitty snide kinda half-compliment about it neither, huh.

I'm tellin' you, Kan, us bein' a thing is fate.

[glowsferatu]

Are you quite done? I really have much better things to be doing at the moment, like considering how productive it would be to throw myself off a building in hopes that it would bring this conversation to a swift end.

[amoray]

Bein' the master a hope that I am, I can tell you right now I'd head down to the Porter buildin' all casual-like in a couple a days so we could continue discussin' our future caliginous entanglement when you got back.

You gotta admit though, we're a good match. I'm a killin' machine, you're a murderin' monstrosity against fuckin' nature, I'm dead, you're deader... I could go on, a course.

[glowsferatu]

Then I'd have to make certain the fall wasn't fatal, preoccupying you with a fruitless wait for a resurrection that wouldn't need to occur would certainly provide a suitable distraction from ever having to deal with you again.

How often must I deny you before the message becomes clear? If the option of avoiding such a consummation between us is possible, I would very much prefer it.