IT'S TIME FOR THE FANSERVICE MEME

[viced]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

Comments

[glowsferatu]

[newbvampire]

Hi there. Um, look I'm trying to get to know the other vampires in the city a bit better so I thought maybe we could have a cup of blood together if that's alright?

[And hey look she conviently already has two cups of said blood in her hand. They're even conviently in starbucks cups so passerbys will know anything is odd.]

[glowsferatu]

Uh...

[ she just kind of awkwardly glances at the cup, then back to seras. she couldn't rightly turn down such a polite offer.

Very well. Was there anything in particular that you had in mind to discuss?

[newbvampire]

Not really. I guess I'm trying to just do my job better. It's a lot easier if I know everyone and well, I think people are more likely to talk to any of you before they talk to me.

[glowsferatu]

Performing your duties for your Master, you mean?

[newbvampire]

No, my duties as a cop. Keeping everyone safe including others like us.

[glowsferatu]

Oh! I hadn't realized you were an officer of the law. Is that a difficult position to achieve, give the general reaction our common status can inspire?

[newbvampire]

Actually, I just asked and well I was cop back in my world before I became a vampire so that helped a little.

[amoray]

Hey Kan, you ewer notice how your hair smells kinda like some manner a shampoo with papaya?




'Cos I did.

[glowsferatu]

...What could you hope to achieve with this?

[amoray]

I bet your no-fuckin'-good moirail is the only other one that ewer gawe a shit what your hair smelled like. An' she probably newer made a shitty snide kinda half-compliment about it neither, huh.

I'm tellin' you, Kan, us bein' a thing is fate.

[glowsferatu]

Are you quite done? I really have much better things to be doing at the moment, like considering how productive it would be to throw myself off a building in hopes that it would bring this conversation to a swift end.

[amoray]

Bein' the master a hope that I am, I can tell you right now I'd head down to the Porter buildin' all casual-like in a couple a days so we could continue discussin' our future caliginous entanglement when you got back.

You gotta admit though, we're a good match. I'm a killin' machine, you're a murderin' monstrosity against fuckin' nature, I'm dead, you're deader... I could go on, a course.

[glowsferatu]

Then I'd have to make certain the fall wasn't fatal, preoccupying you with a fruitless wait for a resurrection that wouldn't need to occur would certainly provide a suitable distraction from ever having to deal with you again.

How often must I deny you before the message becomes clear? If the option of avoiding such a consummation between us is possible, I would very much prefer it.

[somethinglawful]

[guess what kanaya, terezi is burstin' into your respiteblock wearing some no doubt adorable dress that you made her a while back, waving her cane like she's ready to party!!]

Kanaya!!

[oh, and she's grinning pretty much from ear to ear.]

Drop whatever it is you're doing! It's time to get pale.

[glowsferatu]

[ if kanaya weren't taken aback by the whole maneuver, she might notice that terezi looks just as perfect in the outfit as she'd expected when she put it together ]

It sounds nearly ominous when phrased in such a manner.

[somethinglawful]

It's not ominous at all!!

[and oh look, the hand not waving a cane around was behind her back this whole time and she whips it out (heh) to reveal that she has brought kanaya a bunch of like...pink carnations or something...THEY'RE PINK FLOWERS THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW OK.

and she looks so incredibly pleased with herself, too.]

These are for you!

[glowsferatu]

[ what is going on she didn't expect any of this at all ]

They're lovely, but what occasioned the gift? I'm afraid I hadn't prepared anything for you!

[somethinglawful]

[terezi is a pale ninja what can we say]

Do I really need a special occasion to get you something nice?

[glowsferatu]

Well, something so spontaneous is somewhat beyond what I deserve.

[somethinglawful]

[nope, terezi can't have any of that! she gives kanaya a little pap as she makes to spin her around and push her towards her wardrobe.]

Quit acting like a martyr of romance and get dressed! We're going out!

WELP Kanaya gets the rap battle

[caprihorn]

[Gamzee's casually hanging out on a wall near Kanaya. It's high enough that she probably can't quite reach him and it's also sturdy enough that she can't just chainsaw it down. Not that it matters much since if she wants to get to him she will, but eh the wall seems like a good option for now.]

Kanaya, got a motherfuckin' deal to seal with yourself _{if you'll all take it up in your hear ducts to listen to me.}

[glowsferatu]

[ her glow flares quickly the moment she hears his voice, teetering along the reversion point ]

I don't know. Our "deals" tend to be terribly imbalanced toward your favor.

I will promise nothing prior to hearing it in detail.

[caprihorn]

Terezi and I won't ever get our talk on again. _Honk. Honk.

[Pausing.]

_{If you defeat myself in a motherfuckin' rapoff.}

[glowsferatu]

[ the longest pause ]

...You can't possibly be serious.