IT'S TIME FOR THE FANSERVICE MEME

[viced]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

Comments

[newbvampire]

How much older?

I guess he could be called a gentleman though. He really is quite polite.

[glowsferatu]

In a way, yes. But according to the source text, his legitimate age is in excess of a human century.

[newbvampire]

So he's a hundred years old and he wants to go to high school?

That's creepy.

[glowsferatu]

Well, maybe it's potentially awkward. Is it quite that bad?

[newbvampire]

It's just wrong. I mean he's seen two world wars and he's still wanting to go to high school? Why? What's the point?

[glowsferatu]

Well, given the way humans tend to age, he's certainly retained the type of appearance where one may not be aware of it without his disclosure.

[newbvampire]

But he still is that old and he's going to hang around high school kids! That doesn't seem odd to you at all?

[glowsferatu]

It might. A bit. It's difficult to really gauge, having not encountered any adult prior to my arrival in the City, exactly what age politics are considered appropriate for humans.

[newbvampire]

Not a single adult?

Well, it's not really consider appropriate for someone of his age to be around teenagers all the time. It's....it's not good.

[glowsferatu]

Well, I'll have to note that for future considerations, though I must question what exactly isn't good about it?

[newbvampire]

It's...well see...um what if he starts dating one of them for example. That's not acceptable at least not in any decent country.

[glowsferatu]

I never considered him a suitable match for Bella, anyway.

[newbvampire]

Bella? Who's that?

[Seras really doesn't get out much.]

[glowsferatu]

The heroine of the series from which he originated. Have you not read them?

[newbvampire]

No, I haven't. I don't really have time to read and if I did, well it seems a bit silly to read about vampires when I am one.

[At least when said books aren't about hunting and killing them.]

[glowsferatu]

Granted, my reading was prior to the adoption of this current state, but I revisited them after my arrival here largely to compare the distinctions in the human telling. [ and uh for alice, little bit ]

[newbvampire]

Were they very different?

[She's not asking about the form thing. She's been confused enough for one day.]

[glowsferatu]

The quadrants featured were slightly different, but I found myself annoyed with both versions at how the potential for Bella's auspisticism between Edward and Jacob's clear caliginous lust for one another was entirely unaddressed!

It was as though the writer hadn't even considered the trio as anything more than a flushed triangle.

[newbvampire]

Er...what?

[glowsferatu]

It's really a chore to explain to the uninitiated, I'm sorry.

[newbvampire]

I'm starting to figure that out so don't worry about it.

[glowsferatu]

Humans have such a simplistic approach to romance, I'm not sure trying to adequately explain it is even possible!

[newbvampire]

I don't think I'd call human romance simple, but I guess it would be compared to how trolls see it.

[glowsferatu]

With only the singular expression, it does appear highly reductive.

[newbvampire]

Just how many expressions for it do trolls have?