IT'S TIME FOR THE FANSERVICE MEME

[viced]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

Comments

[newbvampire]

We've done alright and really it's just for import officers. Most of us didn't bring our documentation with us after all.

[glowsferatu]

No, I imagine that would be difficult to do. I lacked my sylladex entirely on my arrival, and even were you to still possess it, it would require that you had the foresight to have captchalogued it prior to leaving.

But then, documentation of that sort has never been something I've had need of, so I'm unfamiliar with the etiquette common to its everyday storage.

[newbvampire]

[Yeah there she went confusing the hell out of Seras again. She'd just leave it be this time.]

I think we all have make do the best we can. I mean a lot of the natives knows us at least so that helps I guess.

[glowsferatu]

What sort of awareness do you refer to? Is it that they're familiar with the police force by its general reputation?

[newbvampire]

No I mean the whole we're fictional thing. At least we were here until we started showing up.

[glowsferatu]

Is that...a widely true fact? I know I've encountered some amount of fictional individuals, but, uh...

[newbvampire]

Um yeah. We're all supposed to be fictional. It's sort of bollocks I know, but I guess it's the different worlds thing. I mean James Bond is here and he's just a character in some movies and books in my world.

[glowsferatu]

Yes, well, it's likewise with Edward Cullen on my own, though the version which arrived here isn't exactly a troll, which is consistent with the iteration of the literature that I've encountered on this planet.

[newbvampire]

Oh him. He doesn't seem so bad, a bit...I don't know...odd?

[glowsferatu]

The impression I've been given is of a gentleman far older than the age group he seems to prefer to interact with, but that is not entirely in conflict with his presentation in the novels.

[newbvampire]

How much older?

I guess he could be called a gentleman though. He really is quite polite.

[glowsferatu]

In a way, yes. But according to the source text, his legitimate age is in excess of a human century.

[newbvampire]

So he's a hundred years old and he wants to go to high school?

That's creepy.

[glowsferatu]

Well, maybe it's potentially awkward. Is it quite that bad?

[newbvampire]

It's just wrong. I mean he's seen two world wars and he's still wanting to go to high school? Why? What's the point?

[glowsferatu]

Well, given the way humans tend to age, he's certainly retained the type of appearance where one may not be aware of it without his disclosure.

[newbvampire]

But he still is that old and he's going to hang around high school kids! That doesn't seem odd to you at all?

[glowsferatu]

It might. A bit. It's difficult to really gauge, having not encountered any adult prior to my arrival in the City, exactly what age politics are considered appropriate for humans.

[newbvampire]

Not a single adult?

Well, it's not really consider appropriate for someone of his age to be around teenagers all the time. It's....it's not good.

[glowsferatu]

Well, I'll have to note that for future considerations, though I must question what exactly isn't good about it?

[newbvampire]

It's...well see...um what if he starts dating one of them for example. That's not acceptable at least not in any decent country.

[glowsferatu]

I never considered him a suitable match for Bella, anyway.

[newbvampire]

Bella? Who's that?

[Seras really doesn't get out much.]

[glowsferatu]

The heroine of the series from which he originated. Have you not read them?

[newbvampire]

No, I haven't. I don't really have time to read and if I did, well it seems a bit silly to read about vampires when I am one.

[At least when said books aren't about hunting and killing them.]