IT'S TIME FOR THE FANSERVICE MEME

[viced]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

Comments

[futureleader]

What are you do-

[Wat. da fuck is that.]

[ex_engineers208]

[ AWKWARDLY FUMBLES AROUND WITH WRAPPER

DROPS BANANA ]

Sonnuvva―you'd think they'd make these easier to open?

[futureleader]

What are you even trying to do!?

[ex_engineers208]

[ BY NOW HAS PICKED UP BANANA, OPENED WRAPPER

awkwardly trying to put it on, failing god knows how idek... ]

I mean, when you're in the heat of the moment it's somethin' like this oh my god why isn't it working.

[futureleader]

[Quentin just looks horrified, or disgusted. Or maybe both. CLEARLY WOLVERINE WAS CORRECT when he said Quentin wouldn't even know what to do with a girl.]

Stop! Stopstopstopstopstopstopstopstop.

[Turnin up that rock'n'roll music.... you know. to drown out Madison's crying.]

[ex_engineers208]

[ GIVES UP. THROWS DOWN BANANA WITH AWKWARD CONDOM HAT. covers face with hands. ]

B-but I mean I guess you can figure it out... when the time comes by but y'know it's. It's just okay to ninety percent of the time just ask the lady real nicely to do it 'cuz they usually kinda like that― [ loud, shaky sob!!! ] oh god I'm sorry I'm thinkin' about my dead wife again.

[futureleader]

[Over the music.]

Putting condoms on bananas makes you think of your dead wife!? What did she have!? A banana fixation? Banana kink!? Condom hats for bananas!?

[ex_engineers208]

[ AUDIBLE CRYING ]

Oh my god oh my god oh my god.

[futureleader]

[...awkward shoulder pat?]

[ex_engineers208]

Ihalftago!

[ RUNS OFF, WEEPING ]

[futureleader]

[watches.

stares.]

...you left your banana!