kinky —adj , kinkier, kinkiest 3. informal, attractive or provocative in a bizarre way

[clement]

HEY GUYS GET READY FOR THE

IC KINK MEME



1. Post kink prompts, anon or logged in, ICly or OOCly.
2. Fill those prompts IN CHARACTER!! You can be anon or logged into your account, you can have your characters insert themselves or take the prompt into a completely different direction if it’s IC for your prompt-filling character. The key phrase here is fill them in character.
3. NO UNDERAGE CHARACTERS IN THE SEX PROMPTS. Either age-up or do fluff prompts for them.
4. HAVE FUN!
5. NOBODY IS LATE, I posted this hella early, so get in here.
6. This wording and meme tweest stolen from, and credited to, Sara!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Mitch's city-hall harem.

silks must be included.

and hookah.

[(Anonymous)]

porter/and HER harem

so anybody who ever called her sexy

[(Anonymous)]

This would be Bender, Deadpool... who else?

I would be interested in trying this possibly.

[(Anonymous)]

kate/renee

in costume

[(Anonymous)]

Harvey Dent and Julian Day celebrate father's day with some roleplay. Coerced, if you like.

[(Anonymous)]

"Please."

"No."

"Please?"

"NO."

Harvey Dent nearly vomited up the long, pale beard (completely synthetic) that kept poking into his gaping mouth. He couldn't believe his luck, couldn't believe that the coin had so little favor for him. During these hopeless, stark moments he sometime wondered if perhaps his very obvious psychosis was a solid argument for straitjacket fashion. But that always quickly passed. Harvey Dent tended to think twice on every single issue, personal health included.

So he had yielded to Julian's predictably dark and creepy fetish, and he only had himself to blame. There he stood, in the middle of a completely white room. He couldn't see where Day spoke from, as the other man was completely camouflaged. Harvey wore nothing save for his wizardesque facial (by which I mean the hair, you dirty little readers) and horn-rimmed spectacles.

"Say it."

"No."

A beat. And then Julian had a rather clever idea. He dropped his hands behind himself (oh god) and spoke in that slimy, calm voice: "Flip for it."

Harvey froze, which was entirely unfortunate as the room was already quite cold. From his long and very fake beard he withdrew his coin -- and flipped.

Good heads (this is foreshadow, by the way).

"Damn it," growled Harvey Dent, although one does wonder how he can achieve a growl, given his mangled face. No matter what latex he may use to cover it.

"Say it!"

"I AM FATHER TIME."

And then there was probably gruesome intercourse, or something.

[(Anonymous)]

Shatterstar has to infiltrate a sex slave ring run by ancient sex trafficking ninjas.

[(Anonymous)]

Bob consoles Midnighter one lonely night. Midnighter is a brusque asshole but warms up to it maybe?

[(Anonymous)]

Calendar Man and Scarecrow and fear gas and bloodplay.

[(Anonymous)]

...Seconded.

[(Anonymous)]

Namor/Doom

Private video to Namora.

[latveria]

[(Anonymous)]

Mitchell keeps turning down Eddie's proposals for balancing the budget, so Eddie sweetens the deal, next time, with some good old-fashioned sexy manipulation.

[(Anonymous)]

And the reverse:

Susan/Namora

private to Namor & Doom

[(Anonymous)]

shatterstar/electro/parker

shatterstar keeps getting between them

[(Anonymous)]

Bruce Banner/The Narrator

I don't really have to explain this one I hope.

[hulk]

Whoever this is, you really need to not.

[(Anonymous)]

Pink/Molly

Turns out Molly has a uniform kink. So that whole Nazi thing? Not really such a big deal.

[alldeduction]

The morgue was spotless. Clean, precise. Molly Hooper busied herself with her usual dull, mundane tasks - the bodies, for now, put away and completed, and little else to occupy her time.

Her communicator vibrated instantly in her pocket. A text message. She opened it, hesitant.

Hey babe. At work? Coming your way. I have a surprise.

Insufferable, as usual. Not that she thought so. His "attentiveness" was, to her mind, charming. She giggled to herself, blushing.

He arrived precisely 23 minutes and 52 seconds later, in full Nazi uniform.

Her jaw fell slack. Her mind was a mix of emotions and factual processes, mixing at once.

1. Apparently she found uniforms sexually appealing.
2. He had access to a full Nazi uniform.

"W-where did you get that?" She stammered, the blush making obvious her thoughts on the matter as she backed up against the slab. Her fingers gripped the cold metal.

"Thought you might like a little role play," he said with an obnoxious wink, stepping forward. His boots clipped across the floor. The uniform itself was accurate down to the stitching at the seam. "Heard you had a thing for uniforms."

She could say nothing, watching him approach. Her mind still attempting to process the conflicting information. "I- it- Y-you're very attractive," she admitted.

He stepped up close, and she took a deep breath. He raised a gloved hand, traced the outline of her jaw.

And then she finally came to her senses and slapped him, hard.

"O-out! Get out! Uniforms are symbols that have meaning, and no matter how well tailored they are, the meaning remains. Get out, and I never want to see you again!"

She didn't wait until he left, however, running from the room herself. "God," She whispered to herself, completely correctly: "Sherlock was right."

[(Anonymous)]

Zoom ports in, and, bored of waiting for Wally, starts molesting his rogues to kill time.

[(Anonymous)]

What is this?

[(Anonymous)]

martin septim/jaime lannister


"but you're not my sister"

[(Anonymous)]

Nygma/Piper

"aren't you a busy little bee"

[(Anonymous)]

Scarecrow, Harvey, Eddie, Penguin and the little black bat because shipping meme demands it.

[(Anonymous)]

.... Who are you.

[(Anonymous)]

piper/shatterstar on the deputy mayor's desk

while he watches

[(Anonymous)]

Hans Solo/James Bond, my gun's bigger than yours

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock/Your Choice
fuck or die

[alldeduction]

I'll take the gun.

[(Anonymous)]

Isabela/your choice, writing some friend fiction together

[(Anonymous)]

Scathach/Dick Grayson

how many years did it take you to learn that move?

[(Anonymous)]

Katurian/tears/right hand, remembering Andy

[(Anonymous)]

Tom Hiddleston/Loki

Confusion sex!

[(Anonymous)]

2020 Kate/Alex, who's wearing the pants

[(Anonymous)]

Short answer--

No one.