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the MOTHERFUCKIN TEST DRIVE meme!

1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN CNC
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. NOBODY IS EVER LATE EVER GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE
5. LINK THIS POST TO ATP ADS YOU POST LATER

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[ glancing over at

and brightening a little because robot!!! ]

Yes. Thank you. Help would be appreciated.

I think I am lost.

You have been transported to an alternate universe.
Confusion is expected.
But do not worry-- I won't allow you to be harmed.

Edited 2012-07-01 06:17 (UTC)

[ o-oh....

uguu....... ]

Y-yes, well.... I do not think that I need protecting. My defense systems are certainly functioning well enough.

My sensors do not indicate that Hank Pym is here. Nor a good majority of the Mighty Avengers.

[ a tilt of her head. ]

Your sensor readings are accurate.
Do you require the presence of Hank Pym or the Avengers for a specific purpose?

Dr. Henry Pym is my creator and the Avengers, my teammates. [ sorta......... more like she's kind of their jarvis. while hanging out with jarvis ]

It would be reassuring to see them.

You should not rely on your father.

[ SHE SAYS THIS POINTEDLY yes father, not creator that is how she feels about it okay!!! daddy issues everywhere but whatever. ]

I am willing to accompany you to the Xavier Institute, if you require a database and a place to perform repairs.
It is possible that you will be stranded in this universe for some time.

[ oh

roboawkward ]

In the circles of the robotic community that I travel in, he is seen as the creator of modern Artificial Intelligence, and could be considered more my God than my father.

[ wait no she doesn't want to scare away her new friend ok ]

I would like that. My name is Jocasta.

[ WHATEVER HANK PYM YOU DON'T IMPRESS DANGER!!! but then again she isn't from earth and she's sort of a freakbot sobs random sentience, good job!! but whatever that's not important. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT THIS IS A SENTIENT AI GIRL JUST LIKE HER!! ]

Hello, Jocasta.
I am called Danger.

[ a pause. ]

You are the first inorganic female humanoid that I have properly met.

It is a pleasure to meet you, Danger.

[ and she smiles big and wide!! honestly happy ]

You are the first I have met as well. I do not think there are many like us in existence.

[ straight-forwardly: ]

Yes.
I have come to this conclusion as well.
This is why I wish to be your friend.
It would be practical, as I have found it difficult in the past to identify with other lifeforms.

[ a pause. and since she's working on expressing herself better, she adds after a beat: ]

I believe you may be able to understand me.

[ she continues to smile, reaching out to take danger's robohands in hers. ]

I would love to be your friend. In fact, I would like to think that maybe, we already are.

[ o-oh handholding kya nobody but madison ever holds her hand okay she finds it very sentimental and stuff :C!!! NOT LIKE PUNCHES UGH. feels. ]

Yes.
I will be a good friend to you, Jocasta.

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CRYING I DO WHAT I WANT LEAVE ME 2 DIE

UGH SHE IS SO CUTE can they just run away together

sry madison theyre getting eloped

they can just all live together on the space station that danger gave birth to NOT AWK

LMFAO UR BABY IS THE SPACE SHIP

HER SURPRISE BABY ugh masculine AIs are just so rude!!!

clearly this i swhy she needs a lady ai ok

yes clearly just look at how pretty they look together IT IS A SIGN

THEM METAL ROBOBODIES

THEIR METALSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD?

AND THEYRE LIKE YOU BETTER TREAT US LIKE PEOPLE OR YOU AINT GETTING ANY

MAN THEY ARE LIKE M2M BUT ROBOTS