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the MOTHERFUCKIN TEST DRIVE meme!

1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN CNC
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. NOBODY IS EVER LATE EVER GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE
5. LINK THIS POST TO ATP ADS YOU POST LATER

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[ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ]

[Oh. It's that guy again. All he does is hover creepily around, huh...]

Shit.

So I got pulled into some alternate dimension by, what, a moody machine? Sad thing is that this doesn't even surprise me.

[ SIGH ]

Edited (it's hard out here for an MIB) 2012-06-30 22:07 (UTC)

[Her memory archives appear to be suffering from microfailures, as she does not recall precisely how it was her physical form came to arrive at this planet. Or where the remainder of the Interceptor crew were.]

[ puts his beak... wait, no, nose... up to the camera ]

Well, this is most unusual, I must say. Could anybirdie explain where my wings have gon--

[ before he can finish that sentence he's.

uh.

snoring. ]

This place again, huh? Could be worse. At least it isn't Hell.

..uh. This isn't Hell, right? Right?

[WOW IT'S SUPER STRESSFUL BEING THE MAYOR'S PUBLICIST LIKE LEGIT. whatever if she can handle haymitch she can handle anything.]

[ surprisingly cool as he messes with his com link! ]

Jess? Jess, are you there? ... Arc? Anyone reading me?

[ siiiigh ]

I guess it's time to go anomaly hunting.

[ oh look at this robot lady fidgeting outside of the porter building looking tres confused.

why are people giving her dirty looks when they pass.

(its prob because shes naked tbh. but you know. robot.) ]

[ OH HEY IT'S A NETWORK POST

...that appears to be comprised of soundbites of other people's network posts that's not creepy at all.

And then after a pause, in text: ]

Decepticons; status ?

Edited (how do you write a bot that doesn't speak i mean come on) 2012-06-30 22:19 (UTC)

[There is an accountant with a spectacularly fabulous lineface and a bit a confused expression mixed in there.]

I hadn't realized we were on a tour of Montenegro, much less America.

[Squeaky feminine shriek into the comm THE UNIVERSE HATES STARSCREAM

Then a pause]

This is Commander Starscream, requesting an emergency groundbridge at my coordinates! Come in, Nemesis! Let's - let's just let bygones be bygones, shall we?

[Kenzi can be found standing before the porter building with a wildly bewildered look on her face.]

...What the Fae was that?!

Whoever conjured this universe, your spell isn't working. I'm fully aware this is an alternate universe.

Honestly. This is just sloppy.

[Going in and out of planets isn't anything new. Spike's used to that. What he's not used to is being ported into a place where he probably can't get out.]

Uh, this is great and all, but anyone mind telling me how I actually got here?

[A slight pause.]

Some food would be nice too. Real food. With beef in your noodles.

[ Is that a weird black candy-shelled person in rags with some sort of thing that says "Mayor" around him?

yes

he's very confused]

[ WELL that was unexpected. ]

[ and idiot with a stupid expression is standing in the middle of the sidewalk ]

Meow.

[ shhh i can put up characters i don't have the time to app

have one confused but rapidly growing angrier Asami on the sidewalk, her glove occasionally crackling menacingly. ]

What exactly is going on here?

Well this is just bloody fantastic, isn't it? Didn't we seal the gate already?

[Interdimensional travel is not new to Elsa, but being part of it? Yeah, that's a little new.]

Edited 2012-06-30 22:47 (UTC)

[ shut up. this is a great idea ]

Pama help us.

You'd think if help was what they were really after, they'd have brought the whole team.

[No, I'm not going to app him, which is all the more reason to have him flabbergasted and fumbling around the City RIGHT NOW.]

So. This isn't precisely how I expected the Spirit World to appear.

Or smell.

[There's a vaguely teenagerish pink rabbit standing around, an oversized bottle of cheap beer in one hand, and a blunt in the other.

If you could see past those way rad shades, you might see the slightest bit of confusion on their face.]

What.

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PHANTOM STRANGER | DC & VERTIGO

Agent J | Men in Black 1 | AND THIS TIME I WON'T SUCK AT TAGGING BACK

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James Rook (Nightmaster) | DC & Vertigo Comics