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IT'S FACE-SUCKING SATURDAY

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Uh huh. And I'm giving the gift of my powers for?

Wrong scenario.

Then what the fuck am I doing in this scenario?

Making out.

[duh]

Oh no, that was all you!

Well, it's all us. For like one date every other week until you get over whatever her name is.

Oh.

[ He considers it. For several minutes. ]

So until I'm over Janet, you want us to go on dates?

[ He's so broken up about her. Totally. ]

And get a new one. That was the deal.

A new what, girlfriend? I don't want another girlfriend!

Then we should just get married or something, I guess.

[joking? Who knows]

What? That's a terrible fucking idea!

Are you saying I'm not pretty enough.

What? No, you're--

April, you're fine. I'm just not interested in getting married, especially not here in the City.

It's not like it's personal.

April, no offense, but I'm not going to be marrying anybody.

Besides, would you really want to be New York state's first lady someday?

Which is the problem. But. Do I have to work?

Uh, yeah. A lot.

Ugh. So. You better get a new girlfriend.

How about I don't get one at all?

No. Then you can't be voted king or whatever and E- someone will be bitchy.

What, if I don't get a girlfriend? I don't need a girlfriend to do my fucking job or be voted into office, obviously!

Yeah. Single old guys get elected all the time. That's why sex scandles are never a thing in Politics. Ever.

I was voted in as Vice fucking President of the United States as a single forty year old.

Don't tell me it's not possible.

Mm. What about dirty import scum. Did you have that demographic locked too?

I have ways around that.