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[glassbox]

secret barfing meme.

post as your character, revealing a hideous secret or confession. other characters respond icly. your character continues to be compelled to tell the truth.

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[tenpoints]

I'll try to set one aside for you.

[viced]

No, it's not that.

It's something bigger. We can handle animals when they're benign, but when you have all of them attacking at once? Even fucking housepets? We would be pretty fucked.

[ Their parallels are pretty striking, but it's a good thing Sherlock can't hear the whole story. ]

[maggotbone]

.... Wow. Those trannies really freaked you out, huh?

[predominates]

It'd be unfair to take it all from you, Mr. Holmes. [ no longer allowed on her couch. ]

[viced]

Blood is blood. It's not vomit.

[waiting]

You said "people."

[handsomejack]

So whose corpse are we talking about here?

[notadartboard]

[sgkjheygasdhf shit]

I-it's me! I'm not ready for kids! That's all...

[ex_engineers208]

It didn't look painful t'me.

[whocouldwinarabbit]

SOMETIMES A MAN JUST NEEDS SHIT WITH SKULLS ON IT.

AT LEAST I DIDN'T PAY.

[tenpoints]

I can't speak for other living things, but that's a very human-like response. [A thoughtful pause.] It doesn't seem like a bad thing.

[ioudas]

Don't make this weird.

[plains_hunter]

Arch-enemy? Oh, stop. There's no use buttering me up with cheap flattery. Sorry, but I've always been a firm believer that some people just exist to be a cautionary tale.

[ioudas]

I enjoy how you assume you're allowed to ask questions.

[nutritionalexpert]

Oh my god. Did you nab a Korn CD while you were there?

[waiting]

Well, it seemed kind of funny at the time.

Besides, there are worse names than "Miss October" for a cat.

[deductives]

[ONE DAY, MITCH]

Like if someone suddenly freed the prison population. I'm aware of such consequences.

[notadartboard]

They were insane! They wouldn't take no for an answer! I'm just lucky the one time they caught up to me was before I made the deal or I wouldn't be the man I am today!

[waiting]

Well, I figured you'd already noticed.

[enigmaestro]

And which clerks did you leave undevoured?

[heartlessglitch]

[ a little pause. ]

Thank you, Q.
I am appreciative of your recognition of my feelings.
And your treatment of me as a person.

[plains_hunter]

When you put it that way, I guess you are Arkham material.

[waiting]

[ DON'T LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT... ]

It was supposed to be a joke!

[plains_hunter]

Go back. You've still got time to eat the rest. Please, for the love of everything, finish the job.

[whocouldwinarabbit]

KORN AND I ARE NOT ON SPEAKING TERMS ANYMORE.