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secret barfing meme.

post as your character, revealing a hideous secret or confession. other characters respond icly. your character continues to be compelled to tell the truth.

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[ UGH zee ]

That's fucking nasty.

I, uhh... yeah...

I think humans have, easier, and happier lives that are long and probably really fulfilling. I guess that depends on if they want to be fulfilled, as an individual, but still.

Deep down, I think I really want to squeeze a demon baby out of my skull. Then I think about all the carefree sex I'd be missing out on. Then again, I'm a woman in her twenties. I don't know what I want.

I almost became an Imperial.

John. (THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT.)

I still have nightmares about that damn driving test...

[Just. This look, mostly.]

Isn't that a bit of a hassle?

[ FUCK. Uhhh ]

I have an archenemy. You try getting attacked by every animal known to man and not finally having to take care of it.

Don't take this as judgment, but I'm judging you right now.

Lesson learned, eh, buddy?

Oh, is it after your favorite player? (you mean, like an athlete, right?)

Terrorists want me dead. Well, technically, I am.

Who got their hands on you?

That's not such an uncommon story. [??? Why are you telling him this.]

Sometimes, I don't know how to react to him while being here.

I still have a crush on Bucky.

And pictures to prove it.

[ if she still had them, but. you know. ]

[Jeez, Mitch, he didn't even say anything yet.]

So do I. I didn't kill him. [A beat.] He is dead, but regardless. Not entirely surprised.

Why're you here?

I have a persisting desire to be loved.

We all are.

What the fuck do you mean, you're not surprised?

No. And the rugs in Buckingham aren't as soft as they look.

I was here to begin with. Why are you?

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