THE KISS AND TELL MEME

[gabbie]

the KISS AND TELL meme

➠ make a post as your character confessing their various romantic & sexual escapades/adventures/secrets since arriving in the City. This can range from make outs to sexings to unrequited crushes. If your character has had no action since their arrival, this meme can be used to wallow, lament, gloat, flirt, tease others, etc., etc.!
➠ underage characters can participate too by listing crushes or who they've been on dates with.
➠ other characters respond ICly with questions, mockery, disbelief, no duh, gossip, discussion, etc., etc. whatever!
➠ text stolen from ali!!

Comments

[swordedpast]

What--

You even considered it?!

[gandere]

Briefly.

Then I thought I wouldn't be able to scream at you if I lost my tongue, so I better keep it to myself.

[swordedpast]

I wouldn't have bitten it off. Your tongue is your most dangerous weapon, and we are allies, so why...

[ Why is he thinking about this now, he needs to stop thinking about it! ]

Hmph. It would have been a waste anyway.

[gandere]

Because it'd be more of a convenience for you for me to behave so helplessly. [ Grumbling. ]

So we haven't even made it there... geez, what a waste.

[swordedpast]

You don't see? It's not a bad thing, Rin. It means you have more time to reconsider this--

[ He gestures helplessly. ]

This stupid, mad idea. Of falling for me. You've barely kissed me, so it should be easy to stop.

[gandere]

You can't deny me.

[ Huff. ] I'm Rin Tohsaka.

[swordedpast]

I hate to break it to you, Rin, but I've had such feelings for you since Christmas. That means I've been denying you without problems for three months. I can continue for as long as I please.

[gandere]

Since Christmas?!

[ Counting the months off on her fingers. ] That means we could have been to third base by now!

[ ... some things are more important to say than others. ]

[swordedpast]

What?

[ Third base is-- ]

We couldn't have, I can't use my hands like that!

[gandere]

There's no rule against me using my hands in your place.

[swordedpast]

Yes, there is. Did no one teach you the rules?

[ He has only one recourse: making shit up and hoping Rin doesn't catch him. ]

It doesn't count as a "base" and you have to start over from home plate.

[gandere]

[ That does sound like a pretty legit rule. Archer may win this time... ]

But... but it still counts if it's me touching you, doesn't it? [ She doesn't even know what third base is so here goes VAGUE SHIT. ]

[swordedpast]

No, both pairs of hands must be in use.

[ He's sure as hell not going to tell her. ]

[gandere]

I'll use a Command Mantra.

[ ... Doesn't that make it noncon? Rin pls. ]

[swordedpast]

Then it definitely doesn't count. Actually, that would reset it to home plate.

[gandere]

Geez, when did you get to be so complicated? A normal guy wouldn't be able to keep their hands off of me.

[swordedpast]

You summoned me into existence with a magical ritual. A normal girl would be able to figure out that means I'm not normal.

[gandere]

Yes, I figured that out whenever you preferred spending more time in the kitchen than in a bath with me.

[swordedpast]

W-why would I prefer spending time in a bath with you? That's indecent.

[gandere]

I might drown.

Or be attacked by an enemy Master while I'm at my weakest. Then they would see.

[swordedpast]

I see.

[swordedpast]

I'll get you floatation wings and lock the door. That's sufficient.

[gandere]

They'll come in through the window.

I won't see them coming. I may as well kiss my innocence goodbye now.

[swordedpast]

Your bathroom has a window?!

[gandere]

Yes, haven't you ever noticed it before?

Sometimes I forget to close the blinds too.