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IT'S TIME FOR DIPPING STICKS AND...

TEST DRIVE MEME
Are you thinking about apping to to Cape & Cowl, but you want to get a feel of the setting and how your character will fit in it? Then you’ve come to the right place! Pick any of the following scenarios below or feel free to make up your own, and don’t be afraid to throw yourself at anyone’s thread, either!
And remember to have fun!
1. As you exit the Porter Building, the ambient noises you heard, so faint back inside where you found yourself at the center of glowing platform alone – save for the black screen and the female voice who greeted you – erupt in every direction. Every corner you look is bustling with people and cars and bicycles; people going about their everyday life, unaware you’re one of them: an imPort.
2. Or perhaps your bizarre behaviour or appearance catches their attention. Maybe it’s the communicator you picked up before leaving. Either way, several Cityzens headed your way come to a full stop immediately, each one eyeing you differently. Some looks outright afraid, others seem intrigued, and then there are the others whose surprise fades quickly and they carry on past you without as much a second glance.
3. Confused? The Network seems like a good place to start with soliciting information. There appear to be three functions for you to access: AUDIO, VIDEO, and TEXT. Make some friends while you’re at it!
4. Maybe you’re just thrilled to be here and help. The night time is a great time to scope out the underbelly of the City and its criminals. There’s always something going on in its more troubled corners: breaking and entering, drugs or arms trafficking, an attempting kidnapping... the list goes on. The question is: what will you do, Hero?
5. Make up your own scenario, if you wish! You may have discovered the Porter has granted you the ability to make it hail cats. Or that your power of super speed is gone entirely. Maybe you’ve noticed the Statue of Liberty’s sporting a new look. It’s up to you!
DOCTOR!!! Frederick Chilton | NBC Hannibal
Occasionally people will mill in the background, strangers. Sometimes children.
This is because Chilton is sitting at an IKEA display desk, because he doesn't have his own desk. Or a job.]
Now, according to the available information, there seems to be a quote-unquote imPort psychiatric hospital inherent to this city? Is it an entirely vain hope to expect any of you to be informed on such an institution?
I'm an interested party.
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Fond of capslock?
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[nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk]
YOU WANT ME TO ASK THE CLINIC IF THEY'VE GOT ANY OPENINGS?
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YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED ALL THE DELEGATION YOU CAN GET. IS THAT A FIVE YEAR OLD IN YOUR OFFICE?
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yOU!! YOU TREAT ME SO FINE COME HERE COME TO MY BOSOM
peers at, while entirely sober yep
This -- cannot be right, I -- find it rather unlikely, I mean to say, that you've only come to welcome me with insults.
yeah we are the sober on saturday club over here that's for sure
it's such a sober club it's like drinking club sober... which is like club soda but slurring
Or Doctor Bloom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfQU14SiFP8
Is this really what you've stooped to?
what do drunk teens say when they see the bering strait? ... THAT'S SOBERING
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An offense to the mind and the body and his very soul. Frederick doesn't even have to try to be insulting.
His hair does that well enough. He doesn't need to open his mouth.]
My friend, simply because the desk is black does not mean it suits you. There are far better ones to be found, and ones you will make look far better with your presence, inside a hospital or in your own private office.
Asking for information is never vain, as long as there are those who can give it to you. There are plenty here. What would you like to know?
oh hannibaby
Hannibal. [His practically breathes his relief -- it's a touch unseemly, for a fellow of his poise.] Doctor Lecter, rather, you'll have to forgive my slip in decorum. I hadn't anticipated so many familiar faces.
Have you noticed who else is lurking about?
starcrossed lovers to be honest
No, no. Hannibal is fine. I consider you a friend; you have no need to stand on pretense with me. [Because there is no way he's going to call him Doctor Chilton. There are more igloos in hell then there's a chance of that] And yes, I have. Do you have an issue with that? I haven't had an issue with it myself.
We're in a new place, Frederick. I believe it best to let bygones be bygones.
[Let it go and and get the hell on, you and your grudges. Jesus, man.]
emphasis on crossed
His doctorate meant so little here.]
And yet, I can't help but be wary of our companions. As you might imagine, I haven't made many friends among them.
so buttmad, frederick. hannibal's gonna run out of baby powder.
[He's adapted as he should and is better for it, if he wants to read between the lines (and read what he wants to, of course). There's nothing wrong with buttering him up (oh dear) a little when he's certain that Will is one of the reasons he's already chapped.]
And you needn't be friends to let things from the past remain there. It's difficult to adapt, this much is certain. It will be much more difficult if you allow those that provide familiarity to give you distress. I would advise you to endeavor otherwise, and let yourself be less burdened because of it
more chef than chafe
appease and feed, what better friend to have?
exactly
http://i.imgur.com/00hFPhD.gif so glad you agree
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[ Norman raises an eyebrow, totally judging Chilton's IKEA set-up there silently. He rests his chin on folded hands. ]
I'm Norman Osborn. Given that the hospital is named after me, I imagine I can answer your questions.
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You're -- [and with a paling face, he's suddenly regretting the IKEA decision.] Head of the Board, then, ah. I'm Doctor Frederick Chilton, I was Chief of Staff at the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
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Yes.
[That's it, that's his resume.]
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Competent, of course. Are you competent, Mr. Chilton?
[ Not at all patronizing. ]
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So that would be Doctor Chilton.
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it seems like i have waited my whole life for a moment like this
[She's joking. Somewhat. There are villains in Gotham more well dressed and far more preened than Doctor Frederick Chilton. Most of them are in Arkham. You can never judge a book by it's cover.
Every doctor in this city is better than dressed than she is, it seems. She needs to go shopping ASAP. Even the newbies have more expensive suits than she does.]
i heard angels singing in the distance
He decided it was, in fact, not.]
No.
[A lengthy beat.]
I'm a doctor.
there is not a single expression chilton makes that I don't laugh at
Plenty of people on the inside say they're doctors. Because they're - [crazy] sick.
his purpose in life: fulfilled
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