Frank "BONE DADDY" Castle (
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goshdarnspam2013-10-20 02:54 pm
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YOU'RE FAILING FAMILY STUDIES, CNC!!

How It Works
post your characters
tag other characters (or who anon tells you to)
CONGRATULATIONS you are now the proud parents of one bouncing bundle of eggbaby joy!!
play it out
Scenarios:
1. Day one: there's a first time for everything. Why is it crying? What does it want? How do I feed it? Send help.
2. TLC: your eggbaby is ill and what are you going to do about it?
3. I WANT A DIVORCE: your partner is slacking and this is a two-person job! It's not your turn this weekend; it's theirs! How can they bail on you? Don't argue too loud or you'll wake the baby.
4. Delusion: uhh... you know that's an egg, right? Not a real baby? Honey? Sweetheart?
5. Wildcard: choose your own adventure!
(( for your reference ))
Frank Castle
haahah
You're not serious.
[ She must be. ]
How did you get it sick?
no subject
[ Because... well it is nearly sneezing. That's just great. ]
Might be a defect.
no subject
[ He winces a little bit when she fusses over the thing. Why Renee. ]
I don't think so.
no subject
Give it here.
[ He makes a gesture with his hand. Maybe he has a tech support number.... ]