YOU'RE FAILING FAMILY STUDIES, CNC!!

[fronttowardenemy]

THE EGG BABY MEME



How It Works
post your characters
tag other characters (or who anon tells you to)
CONGRATULATIONS you are now the proud parents of one bouncing bundle of eggbaby joy!!
play it out

Scenarios:
1. Day one: there's a first time for everything. Why is it crying? What does it want? How do I feed it? Send help.
2. TLC: your eggbaby is ill and what are you going to do about it?
3. I WANT A DIVORCE: your partner is slacking and this is a two-person job! It's not your turn this weekend; it's theirs! How can they bail on you? Don't argue too loud or you'll wake the baby.
4. Delusion: uhh... you know that's an egg, right? Not a real baby? Honey? Sweetheart?
5. Wildcard: choose your own adventure!

(( for your reference ))

Comments

[shipper]

I gave it some huntress paint. Isn't it supurr cute?

[she's pretty psyched that Frank is taking an interest in the face paint, since he doesn't seem like the kind of guy to appreciate quality artistic designs]

[fronttowardenemy]

Not the word I'd use.

[ A very slow sigh. ]

Why does it need 'huntress' paint?

[ He'll regret asking this, won't he?

Also he supposes that means she's given it a gender. ]

[shipper]

So that if we've got it fur a while I can take it hunting whenefur I want! And I had some on fur a while too just fur fun, and I thought it'd be cute if we matched.

[because it is cute and she doesn't really care what he says to the contrary!! be glad she hasn't actually taken it out to try and teach it hunting yet, Frank]