YOU'RE FAILING FAMILY STUDIES, CNC!!

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THE EGG BABY MEME



How It Works
post your characters
tag other characters (or who anon tells you to)
CONGRATULATIONS you are now the proud parents of one bouncing bundle of eggbaby joy!!
play it out

Scenarios:
1. Day one: there's a first time for everything. Why is it crying? What does it want? How do I feed it? Send help.
2. TLC: your eggbaby is ill and what are you going to do about it?
3. I WANT A DIVORCE: your partner is slacking and this is a two-person job! It's not your turn this weekend; it's theirs! How can they bail on you? Don't argue too loud or you'll wake the baby.
4. Delusion: uhh... you know that's an egg, right? Not a real baby? Honey? Sweetheart?
5. Wildcard: choose your own adventure!

(( for your reference ))

Comments

[glowsferatu]

It's open!

[ she shouts it from the bathroom, as she does her best to figure out how one even goes about diapering an egg. it's just the sort of impractical thinking that led her to drop out of school. ]

[glowsferatu]

I suppose we've all been terribly fertile recently.

[ since obviously it works that way, especially given how applicable her sign still is. she screw up her lips as she pins one end of the diaper, but the other only slips as she does.

she looks up at the ceiling and groans. this might have been her fifth go at it. ]