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Today is Selina's official birthday according to some DC book.

In game, she's turning thirty. She is Not Pleased. She won't be telling anyone.

Anyone who's read Batman's files on her has access to this information.

Please feel free to embarrass her. >:)

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Aaaaaaw so cute.

And Dick has no idea about Selina's birthday, ever.

Yet another reason Damian is better than Dick. Okay, maybe he'd tell Dick about it, if you want.

I don't think Dick cares :/

Brat.

Damian is not better than Dick. He needs vehicles to pick up chicks. Dick doesn't.

THIS ARGUMENT MAKES SENSE.

He doesn't need the vehicle to pick up chicks, he needs the vehicle so he has somewhere to bang the girls he finds outside of Hot Topic.

That is somewhat wrong and making my brain hurt.

They are so wishy washy about his age!!!

Heeey, I feel for you.

Is the car making them more compliant?

It's not like Damian can rent a hotel room for ~~a few minutes~~ the night.

So much easier to steal the Batmobile and use it.

It's so spacious, too. Hear the sarcasm.

Actually, it is easier.

Damian is very flexible.

Not as flexible as Dick.

Yeah, easier until Oracle ejects the girls out of it.

I still think finding a bed might be nice.

ORACLE TOTALLY COCK BLOCKED DAMIAN!

Also, everything was going well until she took over. Then it seriously went to hell.

SHE IS PART OF THESE JUDGEMENTAL PEOPLE THAT GETS WISHY WASHY ABOUT HIS AGE! Fffffffffff.

Wait wait, are we going to have some serious convo about Batman? 'Cause that'd be boring and my brain is not up to it.

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DOESN'T SHE WATCH THE NEWS? THAT TWELVE YEAR OLD IS A FATHER!!!!!

HE'S THIRTEEN NOW, HE WAS TWELVE DURING CONCEPTION.

Maybe Oracle doesn't want Damian to make it to the news for a similar reason?

HE LOOKS 8!!!!

Damian's mom is totally going to want him to knock up Cassandra.

HE DOES. O_O

At least Damian doesn't.

And I knoooooooooooow. God, perfect child and all that. CASS GET AWAY.

Apparently the Ghul's/Head's do not shy away from date rape drugs, either if his mom is any indication.

Oh God, are they gonna use date rape drugs on Damian and Cass to get a child out of this?

This is just so bad. God, DC.

Cass is not skanky enough for Damian's tastes, actually. At least according to recent canon.

But seriously, both of them have a parent that is really interested in genetic bloodlines/creating the ultimate fighter.

Think of it, the kid would have the bloodlines of: Bruce Wayne, Talia Head/Ra's Al Ghul, David Cain, and Lady Shiva.

I knooooooooooooooooow.

I STILL THINK CASS SHOULD GET AWAY fsdlakgjasd

She should indeed!

And -

He totally needed the vehicle to pick up Abby and my imagination is not liking me right now.

♥

Yeah yeah, I love you too.

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