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[meowminx]

Today is Selina's official birthday according to some DC book.

In game, she's turning thirty. She is Not Pleased. She won't be telling anyone.

Anyone who's read Batman's files on her has access to this information.

Please feel free to embarrass her. >:)

Comments

[dragony]

Someone needs to send her flowers and a cake.

[meowminx]

Only two people know where she lives and they don't know her birthday :/

[dragony]

Do the ones who know where she lives know people who know her birthday?

[latrodectus]

Actually, I wonder if this will happen for Bucky soon in his own canon. Captain America #50 is supposed to be just about his birthday. We will see how close I got with my guessing, maybe.

[meowminx]

Technically, I think going by DC continuity (like there is such a thing), she should be more like 35 or 40. But I sort of picked a random age when I brought her in because looking at the comics didn't really give me a clue >.>;

[latrodectus]

The thing about Bucky is that you can sort of track his age, he's basically a giant walking retcon and so most of his past is attached to specific dates.

But it's difficult to put an exact number on, so I just figure he perpetually identifies as 29.

Comic ages are weird. How Abby went from 16 at the beginning of the Initiative to 18 now, while in the same segment of time four months have maybe passed in Captain America is sort of beyond me.

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

/gets her popcorn

[meowminx]

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

[deadthenred]

keywords

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

XD awesome.

[liverletdie]

I kind of wish Tony could find out.

For the lulz.

[meowminx]

She already hates Tony :| That would just make it worse, I think.

[liverletdie]

>:| That's just not fair. What'd he do to her? =/

[mydadisbatman.livejournal.com]

Damian will get her a nice present and a card that's like, "Happy 27th Birthday!"

[meowminx]

Good job on him :3

[mydadisbatman.livejournal.com]

He ♥'s Catty, he really does. He would just never admit it.

[goddamnrobin.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaw so cute.

And Dick has no idea about Selina's birthday, ever.

[mydadisbatman.livejournal.com]

Yet another reason Damian is better than Dick. Okay, maybe he'd tell Dick about it, if you want.

[impermanentcaps.livejournal.com]

DLKA;JSDFJALSDKF damian ilu.

[impermanentcaps.livejournal.com]

you know what would be great would be if

like

doctor manhattan randomly greeted her on the boards like

'you have lived three decades. by any ordinary measurement this is not long, but . . . nevertheless. congratulations, miss kyle. :|'

[wristcutting.livejournal.com]

LMAO A+++++++++++++++ FOREVER

[meowminx]

But Oreo is awaaaaaaay :/

Oh shit, what if Damian asked Abby for help gift shopping? By nightfall, even the trash collectors knew.

[123youreit.livejournal.com]

*late*

Tim should say something. Send her cat-cookies or. Chocolates or something.


Man I suck at IC birthday things u_u

[meowminx]

Awww, it's okay. He doesn't exactly know where she lives. He could just save them until he next sees her ^^