what can i even call this post

[expletives]

/slowly crawls back into spam

Okay, first off. Know how I've been whining for Mystery Men characters for months? Well, I found a copy of the DVD and I'm saying now;

I WILL ICON ANY CHARACTER FROM THIS WONDERFUL BATSHIT MOVIE FOR YOU. IN SPADES. I WILL SCREENCAP THE SHIT OUT OF THIS FILM. GIVE ME AN EXCUSE TO. GIVE ME ONE OF THESE CHARACTERS IN THE CITY THEY ARE THE BEST SUPERHEROS EVER

... Except The Spleen. I refuse to screencap his horrible face, even I have standards.

Ahem.

Now that that's done.

Who remembers The Fleecer?

Yep.

I found his real life counterparts.

And hey guys you should keep this meme going Leah's hideousness needs to be perpetuated. But be sure to read the rules first. Unless you're a little influencable creature who shouldn't be exposed to filth, I guess.

Comments

[notsoloyal]

MYSTERY MEN~

...STOP MAKING ME WANT TO APP THE SPLEEN

[expletives]

IF YOU APP THE SPLEEN I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU

I REFUSE TO LOOK AT THAT MAN'S FACE ANY MORE THAN I HAVE TO.

[notsoloyal]

/slowly apps him then

[expletives]

I AM DEAD SERIOUS I HATE HIM SO MUCH

YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO MAKE UP FOR IT

[magicalworld]

...

Real life continues to upstage our crack, despite our best efforts to the contrary.

[expletives]

I am pretty impressed, I must say. I'd like to try it.

[magicalworld]

Where will we get that many sheep?

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

This sounds like a lead-in to a Pinky & The Brain episode.

Oh shit.

Somebody app Pinky & The Brain.

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

New Zealand.

OH, ZING.

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

......I ALREADY HAVE FIVE FRIGGIN' CHARACTERS

I CAN'T APP THE BLUE RAJA ZERO

I CAAAAAAAAAN'T

/sob

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

...And I agree with the tag, with the exception of "Night At The Museum," which I think is adorkable.

[expletives]

URF, agreed derp derp. I don't want to like it, but Owen Wilson is a tiny gay cowboy I can't help myself.

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

hahahah it's truuuuuuuuuue

[expletives]

BUT YOU KNOW YOU WAAAAAAAAANT TOOOOOOOO HE THROWS FORKS DAMMIT

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

xckladfj;adsfjadfhewera

...Make me those screencaps.

[expletives]

IT SHALL BE DONE

[iceburgundy.livejournal.com]

I'm a little influencable creature???

[expletives]

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

That doesn't count.

[expletives]

Hey hey I'm arguing for you I think you'd be able to handle the worst of the internet.

[not-occult.livejournal.com]

that video made my day good

[expletives]

I don't know why I love sheep so much.

[classyvermin.livejournal.com]

I have owned that dvd for yeeears. Man, I should go watch it again. xD Quite recently Captain Hammer reminded me of the main 'hero' guy who got zapped in the beginning.

[the-hammer-is.livejournal.com]

Captain Amazing? ;)

Oh man. Captain Hammer and Captain Amazing would be...like...oh god that would be hilarious. They'd either kill each other or be best friends.

[classyvermin.livejournal.com]

I was sooo tempted to app him the other day, but he'd be a character I'd loathe playing. XD

But yeah, I think they'd totally be BFFs. "Hey, wanna go beat up this bad guy?" "Yes. YES. And then let's have ice cream. :)"