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[olesia]

capeandcowl post 5000: Metabee crying like a little bitch.

Post 5001: Luke motherfucking Skywalker.



Best Milestone Ever, y/y?

IN THIS POST: Link / discuss your favorite C&C moments!!

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[expletives]

no this bird is my animal totem

it expresses all my feelings about the game

if i could threadcrash icly with it i would believe me




NO YOU DID NOT

SHARING TIME

[notsoloyal]

does it have its own spam account?

DOES IT?

WHY IS IT NOT ATTACKING EVERY THREAD IN SPAM

HUH? HUH?!





YESSSS SHARING TIME!

LET ME OPEN TO THE FIRST PAGE HERE, AND I SHALL TELL ABOUT HOW GLORIOUS IT IS

[yellingbird.livejournal.com]

NOW THERE IS YOU CUNT

BUT I CAN ALREADY SEE THE REGRET IN YOUR EYES

I RECOGNIZE IT BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I FELT AFTER I PAID YOUR MOTHER

[notsoloyal]

I LOVE YOOOOOOU MR. BIRDY





NOW LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

A STORY ABOUT A MAN

BEFORE THE GLACIERS ATE THE WORLD


THERE WAS AN AGE UNDREAMED OF, WHEN SHINING REPUBLICS LAY SPREAD ACROSS THE EARTH LIKE WARM BISON BLANKETS UNDER THE STAIRS

by all means continue c:

[yellingbird.livejournal.com]

I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR HAPPY LITTLE STORY

I'D RATHER HAVE MY EAR CANAL RAPED BY WILD DOGS THAN LISTEN TO YOU

[notsoloyal]

SHUT UP MR. BIRD

I AM TALKING HERE

[notsoloyal]

HITHER CAME BARACK OF SHIKHAGO , DARK-SKINNED, GIMLET EYED, SWORD IN HAND, GLIB OF TONGUE, A DEAL-MAKER, A SLAYER OF MONSTERS, WITH UNFLAPPABLE COOLNESS AND IRONIC SENSIBILITY, TO GRASP FIRMLY THE GOLDEN RING OF HISTORY AND TRAMPLE THE JEWELED EXECUTIVE CHAIRS OF MAMMON BENEATH HIS BOOTS.

[notsoloyal]

AND SO BARACK WENT TO THE MOST WICKED AND CORRUPT OF CITIES

A CITY WHERE EVERY WORD WAS A LIE

EVERY SOUL WAS FOR SALE

A PLACE WHERE MEN TRADED DARK SECRETS

AND OPENLY PEDDLED A POWERFUL DRUG NAMED INFLUENCE


AND THAT WAS JUST ON THE FIRST PAGE

[notsoloyal]

HE WAS FACED WITH MANY CHALLENGES

MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE OF THE CITY GOING "I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS NEW KID. HE LOOKS SMART... AND HANDSOME... AND REALLY GOOD WITH A SWORD"

[notsoloyal]

AND SO THE ELEPHANT CULTISTS WERE SENT AFTER HIM

DID I MENTION THIS WAS A STORY WITHIN A STORY

AND THAT PEOPLE WERE CONCERNED IT WOULD END IN A MALCOLM X. MACHINA

[notsoloyal]

OH YEAH

DEAD DINOSAURS MADE EVERYTHING MOVE

THEY PULLED ALL THE CARTS AND STUFF

AND EVEN PROPELLED THE KAYAKS THAT FLEW THROUGH THE AIR

[notsoloyal]

ANYWAY

HE WAS ATTACKED BY THE OLD WARRIOR AND RED SARAH IN SOME SPECTACULAR BAR FIGHT

AND HE AND HIS NEW STRATEGIST PAL ESCAPED INTO THE NIGHT

WHERE THEY MET HILARIA

[notsoloyal]

HILARIA OFFERED TO HELP OUR HERO

AND EVEN HAD AN ARMY OF LOYAL AMAZONS

BUT NOT ALL OF THEM WERE STILL LOYAL

AND ONWARD THEY WENT TO

THE PIT OF CONTENTION AND WOE

[notsoloyal]

AND THEN MORE STUFF HAPPENED

AND IT WAS COOL

AND THEN THE ISSUE ENDED

AND I WAS LIKE

"WELL CRAP I HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE COMIC STORE WITH MY MOM RECENTLY. I DON'T HAVE THE OTHER ISSUES. I NEED TO GO TO THE MALL."

AND I WAS SAD

THE END.

[yellingbird.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS A TERRIBLE FUCKING STORY

THERE WEREN'T ANY TITS IN IT AT ALL

[notsoloyal]

OH

WELL

THERE WERE THOSE TOO

[yellingbird.livejournal.com]

WELL YOU DIDN'T MENTION THEM, DID YOU, YOU COCKSUCKER

WAY TO RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD STORY

[notsoloyal]

I'M SORRY MR. BIRD

I HAVE FAILED YOU

PLEASE DON'T HATE ME

[yellingbird.livejournal.com]

AAAW BUDDY I DON'T HATE YOU

I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU SKINNED ALIVE AND ROLLED IN SALT

THAT'S NOT HATE

[iceburgundy.livejournal.com]

zero... the DAY you make this i don't... even... (http://community.livejournal.com/dear_mun/11069855.html?thread=266415775#t266415775)