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[grindcore.livejournal.com]

THE C&C FAMILY TREE

1. POST AS CHARACTER
2. OTHERS RESPOND WITH WHAT POSITION THEY ARE IN THE FAMILY SUCH AS "CREEPY UNCLE" OR "SISTER WHO ALWAYS GETS WASTED AND PASSES OUT AT HOLIDAYS" ETC.
3. PRETEND THAT LAST POST DIDN'T HAPPEN I LIKE THIS MEME MORE

Comments

[officerslinger.livejournal.com]

[meowminx]

Young aunt whom all the kids love because she has all the best toys :D

[goryteller]

Hoohum, there.

[mobius-bound.livejournal.com]

Cousin-type-thing that never seems to calm down. No one is sure how well he'd react to being drunk and no one seems to want to find out.

[hecho-en-ca-usa.livejournal.com]

wheee

[mobius-bound.livejournal.com]

The really cool sibling who always seems to have it all together until you sudden realize that NO ONE has it all together.

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

because i filled out that other meme

[reactionary.livejournal.com]

I WAS TOO ADD FOR IT

also, retarded but fun nephew, obv

[wolfofmibu]

I WONDER

[shiromadoushi]

Antisocial uncle who only comes to family gatherings because he has to else he'll be nagged to death and spends the whole time outside smoking while trying to ignore the people trying to talk to him.

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

[meowminx]

Antisocial uptight uncle who everyone assumes is gay.

[hangtherisk.livejournal.com]

BUT I JUST FINISHED MY WHOLE RESPONSE TO THAT OTHER MEME

[deadthenred]

You don't get family! Because you're an orphan.

[taughttolisten.livejournal.com]

in b4 everyone's dad

[mobius-bound.livejournal.com]

Godfather, then. In the non-mafia kinda way.

[sunrisewolf.livejournal.com]

:V

[meowminx]

The great aunt who's no-nonsense when talking to the adults but sneaks the kids extra treats when no one is watching.

[meowminx]

In before "Auntie".

[flowersnotboys.livejournal.com]

The aunt all the kids love and all the older relatives just sort of give edgey disapproving/concerned looks to, saying "Well, she's just going through a phase."

[hiddles]

Oh here, I will post the one with the most family issues.

[mobius-bound.livejournal.com]

The one that every few years everyone tries to figure out how they're related to.

And never quite manage to do so.

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A MILLION YEARS AND I BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOR A MILLION MORE

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

comes to every reunion and eats all the kielbasa

nobody knows who the fuck he is related to

asks full-grown women to sit on daddy's lap

[cry-andletloose.livejournal.com]

[symmachy]

fuck i suck at memes that last one was just for her family

anyway

the whole family... like the bff who's like a brother, the one whose shoulder you can cry on and not feel like a dork

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

[cry-andletloose.livejournal.com]

kid cousin ringleader who rounds up the rest of the kids and proceeds to rampage around under the table while the adults shake their fists at her 8D

[pacifister]

I remember this meme.

[unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com]

The very friendly only son of the uncle who married a foreign wife and had so many kids that nobody can actually keep track of all of their birthdays; the rest of the family talks behind his father's back about the rising price of Hallmark cards. Commentary about what effect that many sisters has had on him usually follows afterward.

[natureinblood]

I think only Phoenix was on it.

[agirl-gonemad.livejournal.com]

The one you go to for advice on life but not on love (though no one will say that).

[objectiondenied.livejournal.com]

I don't even remember what he was.

[darkknightfall.livejournal.com]

I will not be surprised if he gets two completely different answers.

[shinygreenjesus.livejournal.com]

Is dad. Seems like a jerkass when he tells you not to go out with that guy, but is actually looking out for your best interests he swears.

[onlynormal.livejournal.com]

[notyetaprince.livejournal.com]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Aahahahaha.

[unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com]

The adopted elder brother that everyone knows is torturing the family cat when nobody's looking, but can't actually be pinned to doing so for lack of proof

[liadrin.livejournal.com]

...

[agirl-gonemad.livejournal.com]

Unmarried aunt who would probably be happy mothering you to death.

[gamblers.livejournal.com]

JEE I WONDER

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

FESTIVE CHRISTMAS TREE STAR

EVERY YEAR EVERYONE MAKES A BIG DEAL ABOUT WHO GETS TO PUT HIM ON TOP OF THE TREE

[shinygreenjesus.livejournal.com]

O HAI GAIZ

[dragony]

The uncle everyone feels bad for due to losing like every love interest ever, but goddamn he's fun to be around, so people still invite him over even if they think he's cursed with death.

[satisfiedsigner]

[dragony]

That cousin that keeps winding up in jail.