SO. ABOUT THAT PLOT.

[liverletdie]

Iinstead of spamming you with crazy stuff about unruly Osborns and their propensity to not upgrade their suits right and thus die, I give you this.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE IRON SUITED MAN IN THIS CITY. :|

Comments

[suited-for-it.livejournal.com]

OH okay. What about Jeff Bridges then.

[liverletdie]

Screw Jeff Bridges! Does he have boot jets?

[suited-for-it.livejournal.com]

....I think his jets were on his back.

[liverletdie]

...I think you're right.

Okay, fine. He can come too.

Just no Normans.

[suited-for-it.livejournal.com]

....well I mean. Norman's a dick but at least he didn't literally rip Tony's heart out of his gut while gloating at him about it.

[liverletdie]

...This is true.

Serious fatality.

[victoriaous.livejournal.com]

/lists that as Norman's next appointment with Tony

[liverletdie]

...

B[


Goddammit do you know how long it's going to take to grow a new heart?

[victoriaous.livejournal.com]

Five minutes? Idk, sometimes Marvel tech is ridiculous.

[liverletdie]

It took me a night to regrow my foot!

[victoriaous.livejournal.com]

OH BOOHOO! TELL IT TO THE WAR VETS

[liverletdie]

HEY.









I have nothing to that. :/

[victoriaous.livejournal.com]

Jeez, Tony. I know you don't want to share your weapons with the world anymore, but I would think that tech could help a lot of people.

[liverletdie]

Look, if it was used on every person in the world, 97.8% of the population would die.

Does that sound safe?

[victoriaous.livejournal.com]

They have to die to grow feet?/

[liverletdie]

No, I grow feet 'cause of my Extremis! It only works on people with rare dna strands. :|

[victoriaous.livejournal.com]

Oh... Well... I knew that, but I also assumed that maybe you had some secret limb farm somewhere.

[liverletdie]

No it just uh...kind of grows back on it's own.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

thank god i wasn't drinking anything


when i read that

[liverletdie]

The question you should be asking is:

Why aren't you drinking anything?

[suited-for-it.livejournal.com]

Man, everybody that steals your technology is a dick, Tony.

[liverletdie]

Don't I know it.

Ugh!

[suited-for-it.livejournal.com]

See. With Samus, it's kinda a mixed bag. On the one hand, you get these fuckers (http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Pirate_Troopers#In_Prime) who copied one of your beams, and take that specific beam to kill and are really annoying when you get multiple kinds in one room.

But on the other hand, there's this little gem in one of the Space Pirate logs early game:

Science Team is attempting to reverse-engineer Samus Aran's arsenal, based off of data acquired from her assaults on our forces. Progress is slow, but steady. Command would dearly enjoy turning Aran's weapons against her. We believe we can implement Beam weapon prototypes in three cycles. Aran's Power Suit technology remains a mystery, especially the curious Morph Ball function. All attempts at duplicating it have ended in disaster: four test subjects were horribly broken and twisted when they engaged our Morph Ball prototypes. Science Team wisely decided to move on afterward.

[liverletdie]

..........they weren't limber enough?

[suited-for-it.livejournal.com]

They weren't.

And they paid dearly for it.