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I think this is a poll we've done before, but it's been QUITE SOME TIME SINCE THEN. This is something totally irrelevant that barely comes up in IC conversation, but all the same, I'm curious! The question of the day is:

How old are your characters?

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NOT MY FAULT YOU ALL DIE OFF AT A BABY AGE

OH SO FIRST YOU OFFER ME ONE AND NOW YOU TAKE IT BACK

IT COULD BE

STARSCREAM'S MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD

HOW DO I KNOW IT'S NOT HIS FAULT WE RARELY HIT THE CENTURY MARK?

HE COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING

...FINE FINE TAKE THE CANE I CAN'T USE IT ANYWAY

HE POISONED YOUR WATER SUPPLY

NO I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE

I KNEW IT

WELL THEN I'M GOING TO PUT STRYCHNINE IN HIS CURRY

AND MAYBE TERRORSAUR'S

FOR NO REAL REASON

I SAID TAKE THE DAMN CANE

AS LONG AS YOU AVOID MY TEA GO RIGHT AHEAD

I DON'T WANT IT

NO NO I'M SAVING YOUR TEA FOR AFTER YOU HURT QUATRE

YOU WILL MAKE SOUNDWAVE CRY I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT

/HATES YOU FOREVERRRRRRRR

...ACTUALLY I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS

I MAY JUST DO WHAT I DID WITH ZERO QUATRE

AND GO "OKAY KILL ME AND GET IT OVER WITH"

WHICH STILL SUCKS

/MWAHAHA

WELL I'LL ONLY HURT YOUR BOYFRIEND IF YOU GET MINE HURT OR KILLED

/YOU EVIL EVIL HUMAN CHILD

WELL THEN WE'RE GOOD-ISH FOR A WHILE I SUPPOSE

SINCE I HAVE NO INTENTION OF DOING THAT

AT LEAST NOT ON PURPOSE

/OFFERS ICE PACK?

YOU BETTER HOPE SO BECAUSE MORAL AMBIGUITY MEANS I CAN DO A LOT OF THINGS AND NEVER FEEL BAD ABOUT IT

/GLAAAARES

BELIEVE ME I DO

ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE WE COULD BE MORALLY FLEXIBLE BUDDIES IN SOME WAYS SINCE I'M THE WORST OF THE WINGBOY LOT WITH THAT

BUT LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT ON A SPAM MEME THAT'S A SRSBZNZ DISCUSSION FOR OTHER TIMES

/COMFORTING PAT. TEA. APOLOGY. PICTURE OF SOUNDWAVE TO DISTRACT YOU WITH.