http://rock-it-punch.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] rock-it-punch.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2010-02-10 11:34 am

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

THANKS TO A CLERICAL ERROR BY THE GREAT STATE OF ILLINOIS I HAVE BEEN DECLARED LEGALLY DEAD AND NEED TO PROVE THAT I AM ALIVE TO THE GOVERNMENT

THERE ARE

NO WORDS

TO DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW

EXCEPT THAT I HATE MY PARENTS FOR GIVING ME A GENERIC NAME I GUESS JESUS YOU GUYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW