OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

THANKS TO A CLERICAL ERROR BY THE GREAT STATE OF ILLINOIS I HAVE BEEN DECLARED LEGALLY DEAD AND NEED TO PROVE THAT I AM ALIVE TO THE GOVERNMENT

THERE ARE

NO WORDS

TO DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW

EXCEPT THAT I HATE MY PARENTS FOR GIVING ME A GENERIC NAME I GUESS JESUS YOU GUYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW

Comments

[spacetimeprime.livejournal.com]

...wat

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

I

DON'T

KNOW

[dreadable.livejournal.com]

,..

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY

[superxgrlfriend.livejournal.com]

That's a little awesome, tbh.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

IT IS EXCEPT THAT I CAN'T GET A JOB UNTIL THIS GETS STRAIGHTENED OUT

ON THE OTHER HAND I THINK THIS MEANS I CAN COMMIT LIKE ANY CRIME EVER AND GET AWAY WITH IT

[cutfromacloth.livejournal.com]

wow O:

WAIT SO HOW DO THEY WANT YOU TO PROVE YOUR...ALIVENESS...TO THEM?

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT SURE I'M TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF MY PARENTS AND FIGURE THIS OUT

It'll probably involve a blood test or something I don't even know

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

.........................fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

i'm laughing with you Frankie

really

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

>:(

[riprosencrantz.livejournal.com]

Wow, good job, Illinois. /punts so gently

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T EVEN BLAME THIS ON BLAGOJEVICH

REALLY WANT TO THOUGH

[shiromadoushi]

Whaaaaaaaaaaat :D

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

I HOPE YOU MEANT D: AND NOT :D

OR I WILL HAUNT YOU

[origamiguardian.livejournal.com]

OTOH, if you leave it that way, do you have to pay taxes?

Seriously, that sucks and is totally bizarre.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

I

You know what? Probably not

But I'm not going to leave it this way. It would probably be illegal to somehow!

[sosghosts.livejournal.com]

ROFL WHAT.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW IF A DOCTOR SCREWED UP OR A GOVERNMENT GUY DID BUT SOMEONE DID AND NOBODY IS TELLING ME ANYTHING AAAAAAA

[ahhmahjaysus.livejournal.com]

THAT

IS

AWESOME

Dude you're off the radar. This is the perfect opportunity for you to become a lone vigilante, fighting crime in the darkness of the night. And when people ask you what your name is, you'll say...

"Dead men have no names."

And nobody will know what to call you so the newspapers will run a story naming you "The Lone Stranger" and it'll stick. Like tar. And you'll henceforth be known as the Lone Stranger.

[spacetimeprime.livejournal.com]

i think they should call him frankieman

[boogaroos.livejournal.com]

Here lies Franky....

Kicker of ass, God of trolling, and rock enthusiast. May your undead corpse never raise from the grave to harvest on your family and friends.

You will be missed

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

TOO LATE LET THE HARVEST BEGIN

[hackeralastair]

oh my god what seriously?

THAT HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE?!?!



that and an earthquake in Illinois...what IS this day

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

I AM GOOGLING AND I SERIOUSLY CANNOT FIND ANOTHER INSTANCE OF THIS HAPPENING

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

OH AND THE GUY WITH MY NAME THAT REALLY DID DIE IS FROM SPRINGFIELD

INSERT SIMPSONS JOKE HERE

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, so in the eyes of the government... You will have come back from the dead.

YOU ARE REALLY JEAN GREY, DON'T LIE.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

NO I NEED LIKE TWO OR THREE MORE TRIPS TO THE GRAVE BEFORE THEN

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Also I kind of hope your generic name is John Smith.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Even if all evidence points to otherwise.




Because that's funny.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

>B|

[fromyourbones.livejournal.com]

oh wow

[fromyourbones.livejournal.com]

god i just came so close to breaking sara's combo

IF ONLY...

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

I'M DEAD AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT COMBO BREAKING?!

NOW I TRULY SEE WHAT OUR FRIENDSHIP IS WORTH

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

WELL after yelling at someone on the phone with my dad tomorrow I get to go to the courthouse and prove I am not dead.

HOORAY

[jonocalypse.livejournal.com]

FINGER-POINTING AND "OBJECTION"-SCREAMING OPTIONAL?

[wolfofmibu]

FFF WHAT THE SHIT

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

FFFFFFFFFFF

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

this was so monumental i had to make a new tag for it

try and find it
i dare you
... except
fuck
i
named you... wrong

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS

[masterous.livejournal.com]

O.o

/offers hug? never surprised by the depths of stupidity government bureaucracy appears capable of sinking to

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

/takes hug, sob

I will travel back in time and get this guy fired I swear

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

IDK THAT SEEMS KINDA AWESOME TO ME

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

I MEAN YOU CAN CLAIM THAT YOU WERE DEAD ONCE AND ARE BACK

[kickinsidekick.livejournal.com]

oh my God

that's like a soap opera plot i don't even

:|

I think I need to go thank my parents for giving my a ridiculous Shakespearean name now.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRADE NAMES

WOULD YOU

YOU TOO CAN EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF GOVERNMENT TYPOS MISTAKING YOU FOR DEAD PEOPLE

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

THAT IS AMAZING

GO CAUSE MASS HAVOK WITH CRIME!

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHAT WILL SET ME ON A PATH OF SUPERVILLAINY