OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

THANKS TO A CLERICAL ERROR BY THE GREAT STATE OF ILLINOIS I HAVE BEEN DECLARED LEGALLY DEAD AND NEED TO PROVE THAT I AM ALIVE TO THE GOVERNMENT

THERE ARE

NO WORDS

TO DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW

EXCEPT THAT I HATE MY PARENTS FOR GIVING ME A GENERIC NAME I GUESS JESUS YOU GUYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW

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[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW IF A DOCTOR SCREWED UP OR A GOVERNMENT GUY DID BUT SOMEONE DID AND NOBODY IS TELLING ME ANYTHING AAAAAAA

[sosghosts.livejournal.com]

No one's telling you anything because you're dead.

Or they think you are.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

This is undead discrimination

[sosghosts.livejournal.com]

You know what they say. You've got to fight for your rights.

...to party.