http://rock-it-punch.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] rock-it-punch.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2010-02-10 11:34 am

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

THANKS TO A CLERICAL ERROR BY THE GREAT STATE OF ILLINOIS I HAVE BEEN DECLARED LEGALLY DEAD AND NEED TO PROVE THAT I AM ALIVE TO THE GOVERNMENT

THERE ARE

NO WORDS

TO DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW

EXCEPT THAT I HATE MY PARENTS FOR GIVING ME A GENERIC NAME I GUESS JESUS YOU GUYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW

[identity profile] kickinsidekick.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
GODDAMN CYBORG COWBOYS CUTTING MY LASER FENCES AND LETTING THEIR ROBOCATTLE ROAM FREE.

I GUESS? ALSO THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GAY ORGIES. EVER. IT IS UNPOSSIBLE IN TEXAS. Actually a shoes-on orgy sounds kinky and probably has a whole niche in the porn market. Or if it doesn't, it should have one.

[identity profile] kickinsidekick.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
APPARENTLY IT'S NOT

man you know what just occurred to me? I should organize a C&C orgy. Everyone comes to Texas and takes their shoes off, and we become the kinkiest roleplay on LJ.

[identity profile] kickinsidekick.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
NOW I JUST NEED TO FIND SOME PORN STARS.

Imagine the RP!secrets. Imagine them.

[identity profile] kickinsidekick.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'D BE LIKE SALKIAMAS ALL OVER AGAIN. C&CORGYMAS.

[identity profile] kickinsidekick.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally would but I'm on a school computer. We don't even have mspaint even. :'(
Edited 2010-02-10 21:53 (UTC)

[identity profile] kickinsidekick.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
No. They're just for SUPER SRS SCHOOL WORK. Which mspaint is apparently not useful for.

Which means I probably shouldn't be derping around GDS or tagging on them but who cares