OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

THANKS TO A CLERICAL ERROR BY THE GREAT STATE OF ILLINOIS I HAVE BEEN DECLARED LEGALLY DEAD AND NEED TO PROVE THAT I AM ALIVE TO THE GOVERNMENT

THERE ARE

NO WORDS

TO DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW

EXCEPT THAT I HATE MY PARENTS FOR GIVING ME A GENERIC NAME I GUESS JESUS YOU GUYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW

Comments

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

...thank god you're thousands of miles away from me Cee Dee, I mean REALLY.

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

YOU WERE MY SECOND CHOICE

but since you wacky Aussies do everything upside down and backwards, if I tried it, they'd probably declare you a sheep instead.

...yes. Being a sheep is the opposite of being dead. Shut up.

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

I'm trying hard not to put 'doing', 'upside down', 'backwards' and 'sheep' all together in one phrase in my head...

fuck you you horrible woman

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

gdi lauren

electroshock therapy

now

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

*BZZZZT*

...

My name is Lauren, I am programmed to serve. Can I be of service?

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

get me a mai tai

and a cabana boy

and help poor Franky get his life back, literally.

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOOO I'M A GHOOOOOOOOST

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

*serves cocktail with excessive quantities of umbrellas*

*fetches nekkid Chris Barrie to poolside*

*...sticks H on Franky's head that's the best I can do gdi*