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ALSO, NOTICE HOW THEY SOMEHOW HAVEN'T MANAGED TO SCREW OVER EACH OTHER YET. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN.

BEAUTIFUL

Also NO I DID NOT WHERE DID THIS BEAUTIFUL THING HAPPEN?

f,lsljfojeijf how does that even happen

They're miserable 50% of the time, hate or pity or loathe each other about 90% of the time, and yet neither one of them has made an attempt to seriously fuck with the other. SUBCONSCIOUS CAMARADERIE?

KATURIAN IS TELLING ALPHA THE PILLOWMAN BEFORE ALPHA ACCIDENTALLY BLOWS HIS BRAINS OUT. IT'S CHARMING, REALLY. This is his not!confession. :']

SUBCONSCIOUS CAMARADERIE INDEED. Katurian agrees with him too much, pities him too much, and fears him too much to do anything about his loooathing. For now, at least. 8]

Good god Katurian, why so heartbreaking. 8C

Maybe someday Takaya will do something so completely abhorrent and unsympathetic that Katurian will genuinely hate him? I can't think of any action Katurian would find completely soulless and inhumane, though.

AS EFFORTLESS AS BREATHING.

I'd think Takaya would have to directly threaten someone right in front of Katurian's face for him to react violently, and it would be probably 99% spontaneous on his part. BUT I CAN'T SAY WHAT THE TIDES WILL BRING. He has triggers, man. He has triggers.

--for now, he will be foolishly forgiving. :[

sfguasfsaf FLOODING WITH EDITS but I bet if he ever found Takaya incapacitated, he would just... collect him and... keep him somewhere locked up where he can't hurt people... all nice like that.

Edited 2010-04-19 04:14 (UTC)

slkfljifjel Katurian kidnapping and imprisoning an injured Takaya. With the best intentions. The mental image is just golden.

If nobody picks his ass up off the streets by Friday, Katurian's got free reign to kidnapping/imprisoning him with all the niceness in the world. :D

HURRAY. You know Katurian would be like 'well, I've already killed a bunch of people and I was just tortured to death by an angry god... WHAT'S A KIDNAPPING CHARGE FOR THE GREATER GOOD, AMIRIGHT? /YOINK'

It's okay, Takaya. He would tend to your wounds and tell you nice stories.

Just the image of Takaya sitting all bandaged up and nihilistic and hopeless in a bed while Katurian sits down next to it with a bowl of hot soup and a smile and asking something like "What story do you want to hear today? I was thinking The Little Jesus" is just glorious. Though it gives me Misery flashbacks lamfadkslfjs

So far he's got a badly broken arm and is missing two molars. :[

IT WOULD BE EXACTLY LIKE THAT. And I'm sure he'd smile as much as he can just to annoy Takaya. :'] WHAT IS THIS MISERY?

I have no idea how he'd deal with a broken arm, though. X| MAYBE HE'D JUST SCAN THE NETWORK FOR ALL THE MORALLY AMBIGUOUS HEROES AND BE LIKE '...HEY GUYS.'

"Hey Takaya, you're looking...better." :] :] :] and Takaya would just want to scream. STEPHEN KING MOVIE WHERE LOLOLOL A WRITER LOLOLOL GETS KIDNAPPED BY HIS BIGGEST FAN AND SHE KEEPS HIM HOSTAGE IN HER HOUSE AND FORCES HIM TO WRITE WHAT SHE WANTS. ANKLES GET BROKEN WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER.

Takaya would totally try to call for help from anybody if Katurian left his comm on him. He'd have to like, eventually get his paws on it and be like EDWARD NYGMA OR NORMAN OSBORN OR CARNAGE OR ANYBODY PLEASE SAVE ME LIKE RIGHT NOW. I AM BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL AND FORCE-FED SOUP AND DEPRESSING STORIES AND CONDESCENDING SMILES.

BITCH, DON'T MAKE HIM GAG YOU. :| haifaijfaf I THINK I'VE HEARD OF THIS YES.

Oh God, I'm thinking Katurian would just kind of toss his comm on the street and be all 'WHOOPS, I GUESS YOU GOT PORTED OUT...' and drag him home. :'] If Takaya ever gets his hands on Katurian's communicator and gets help, Katurian will be like "Oh hi, supervillain at my door! :D;;; /DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A GUN"

KATURIAN IS GETTING MORE AND MORE TERRIFYING BY THE MOMENT IN HIS ATTEMPTS TO PROTECT AND CONTAIN TAKAYA'S EVIL. |:<

slfklsjf this is sounding more and more amazing by the minute. You wanna do it? Activity-wise Takaya's good for the month so he could go for a stretch being totally severed from the network, not to mention all of the superfuntiems he'd have bonding with Katurian over being held against his will in somebody's basement and maybe conceding Katurian can be goddamn scary when he wants to be. :'D

UNLESS YOU'VE GOT OTHER PLANS, THAT'S TOTES COOL TOO. Either way, Takaya'll be out of commission for a good long while while he's either healing up or trying to commit suicide to speed up this healing process. |D

HE WOKE UP HIS MOTHER BEFORE KILLING HER SO THAT SHE COULD SEE THAT HER HUSBAND WAS DEAD FIRST. KATURIAN KATURIAN WON'T TAKE YOUR SHIT, THANKS.

And yeah, I'd be totally up for it! 8D The only issue, I think, is that if Takaya is too wounded, he won't be... able to treat him, having only basic first aid. As cruel as he can be, I think that stops at watching Takaya die a lingering death in his care. :[

Buuuut if it all works out, I'd be up for plenty of logs between the two of them while Takaya recovers. :> The bonding would be so epic. And awful.

Edited 2010-04-21 01:53 (UTC)

KATURIAN K. KATURIAN: BAD MOTHERFUCKER IN DISGUISE.

Awesome! And...well, I'm not sure it'll work out that way since Tyki's apparently going to phase him into concrete and then break more bones (except the INTERNAL ones this time! :D :D :D), and if it doesn't that's a shame. There's always the chance he gets official and qualified help and just...breaks out or something so he can go die in a gutter somewhere and WHOOPS KATURIAN. Idek, the torture log's not done yet so I'm not sure exactly what sorts of damage is going to occur.

slfkljf that awful bonding. KATURIAN ARE YOU READY TO BE HATED AND RESPECTED BY YOUR SOUL BROTHAH MORE THAN EVER BEFORE.

HELL YEAH.

And gotcha! Katurian will probably be able to use the prescription pain meds he got for his hands (hilarity!) for Takaya, but noting too elaborate. If it turns out to be too much damage for one neurotic writer to deal with, Takaya could get enough official help to keep him going, like you said, oooor we could save this plot for a later time. I'm certain Takaya will get fucked up at least one more time during his stay. :'] And Katurian would be right there to scoop him up. It would be a shame to waste this.

He's never been quite this fucked up before, nothing Chidori or Jin couldn't help him fix, so he'll...be a little uncooperative. He'll take his first opportunity out of any medical-like situation, even if it kills him. He could get healed up enough to slip out and then run into THOSE FUN GANG MEMBERS HE'S BEEN SCREWING WITH HIS ENTIRE CITY STAY.

Or something like that, idk. But I'm good with saving it, too - the awful bonding plot is just too awesome to pass by. :']

THAT FIRST THING SOUNDS GOOD, ACTUALLY. :> That way, we won't have worry about how Takaya's injuries will play out right now, and Katurian will have some time to settle back into his daily life before kidnapping his frenemy for the greater good.

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