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[demonspawn]

IT'S FACE-SUCKING SATURDAY

post as your characters.
anons reply with character names.
ur character + that character = facesucking.
underagedchans can hug or hold hands etc.

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[aggressiveapathy]

[She starts to throw her hands in the air- then remembers the window. Which she takes a moment to turn towards and bear her teeth at.

Then her attention's back on Mitch]

Whatever. Never mind. Enjoy the gossip mags, I guess.

[viced]

[ He watches her look, before giving her a curious glance.]

The fuck's that about?

[aggressiveapathy]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Hopefully he ordered that heavy dose of sarcasm with his meal.]

[viced]

[ He's not tipping the waiter for that addition. ]

Of course not.

[aggressiveapathy]

You just kill fun. You a funicide.

[viced]

I don't kill fun!

[aggressiveapathy]

You kill it then use your power to cover the story so no once can complain.

[viced]

Well, if you're that ashamed of your inability to control yourself...

[ He has a wry grin. He isn't killing that story for shit. He'd rather deal with kissing in public than anything else. ]

[aggressiveapathy]

[Her reaction could only be described as a nyah face]

It's a give and take scenario.

[viced]

Uh huh. And I'm giving the gift of my powers for?

[aggressiveapathy]

Wrong scenario.

[viced]

Then what the fuck am I doing in this scenario?

[aggressiveapathy]

Making out.

[duh]

[viced]

Oh no, that was all you!

[aggressiveapathy]

Well, it's all us. For like one date every other week until you get over whatever her name is.

[viced]

Oh.

[ He considers it. For several minutes. ]

So until I'm over Janet, you want us to go on dates?

[ He's so broken up about her. Totally. ]

[aggressiveapathy]

And get a new one. That was the deal.

[viced]

A new what, girlfriend? I don't want another girlfriend!

[aggressiveapathy]

Then we should just get married or something, I guess.

[joking? Who knows]

[viced]

What? That's a terrible fucking idea!

[aggressiveapathy]

Are you saying I'm not pretty enough.

[viced]

What? No, you're--

April, you're fine. I'm just not interested in getting married, especially not here in the City.

[aggressiveapathy]

It's not like it's personal.

[viced]

April, no offense, but I'm not going to be marrying anybody.

Besides, would you really want to be New York state's first lady someday?

[aggressiveapathy]

Which is the problem. But. Do I have to work?