CR MEME: Month of October

[god_damned]

THE CR MEME




01 Post your name.
02 Reply to that post with unique comments for each of your characters. This makes organization easy!
03 Promote yourself in the Top-Level Comments where applicable!
04 REPLY TO OTHER PEOPLE. Don't be shy and stalk around! This is what this post is for!
05 Keep checking back as this post is meant to be a slow burn for the entire month.
Examples here.

Format Guide

Character: fills itself
Canon: same
Affiliations: partners/teams/friends/etc... perhaps a third party relation can spark new CR!
Current state of affairs: Is your character tied up, or basically sitting on their hands? What's their state of mind?
What I'm looking for: Tell us what you want, what you really really want. Mundane or dramatic! From dinner dates to world domination.
What I'd like to avoid: for general opt-out subjects (ie: you do not want villains torturing your character) or subjects that you want to branch from (ie: I have tons of friendly CR already, but I want a rival)
Anything else?: you know you bastards are gonna post a gif

<b>Character:</b> <b>Canon:</b> <b>Affiliations:</b> <b>Current state of affairs:</b> <b>What I'm looking for:</b> <b>What I'd like to avoid:</b> <b>Anything else?:</b>

Directory:

New Blood.
Open Logs.
Want Ads: Heroes and Villains.
Want Ads: MISC.

Annwyd
Cap | Cyn
Dani
Gabbie
Hati
Ishmael
Jesse | Jill
Kattu | King | Kirsten | Kytha
Len | Lumi
Maddie
Nelly | Nita | Noodles
Oke
Peps
Rema
Sara | Sarah | Shadow | Skalja
Trap
Win

Comments

KIRSTEN

[amoray]

Character: Eridan Ampora
Canon: Homestuck
Affiliations: team asshole tbh
Current state of affairs: Good! Planning his horrible party, ruining civilian days and/or lives with his powers for no real reason, rumblr grudgewanking, gently stalking people of interest with high-powered binoculars from neighboring rooftops when bored, and being a terrible person in general.
What I'm looking for:
° villain things! villainous team-ups, rivalries, pseudoaffectionate attempts on each others' lives, all that good shit. you may not have noticed this, but eridan is pretty villainous.
° rumblr things! i am so fucking into this game's ridiculous meta you don't even know. eridan routinely writes fanfiction about other imports anonymously, gorespams the unsuspecting, and says some no good very bad things about other characters on his personal rumblr. i am ridic down for some internet rivalries.
° general asshole things! do you need someone to slap an ice cream cone out of your character's hand? manipulate their hopes (either to EXTREME DEPRESSION or EXTREME MANIA or anywhere in between) for absolutely no reason outside of spite? here's your guy.
What I'd like to avoid: Can't think of anything in particular!
Anything else?: nah

[buttpatting]

I would love for Hannibal to find/get his rumblr. Okay so it's not trashy tabloid murder journalism but if it's got no good very bad things about other people in the City he'd probably end up reading it on break. He just wouldn't ever tell him because stuff like that is just Too Undignified for Doctor Culture to ever confess to following. He'd think gorespams were Rude but he wouldn't flinch. There may start being snide anon comments to them, even. "This is so fake" "This is old as dirt I saw it on [some site] ten years ago" "This is the exact same method of impalement used 800 years ago so clever and original" "Oh wow all those needles I'm suddenly craving fugu do you know how hard it is to make blowfish edible it's really hard thanks a lot" And maybe some puns, too, for good measure. Cannibal in the dungeon and all that.

If Eridan is interested in him enough to stalk him with high-powered binoculars maybe he can catch a glimpse of him furiously scrolling through his rumblr and be like "wow we're stalking each other" and have some weird Inception moment

[amoray]

oh my god actual cannibal and rumblr troll hannibal lecter

by which i mean um yes and why aren't we doing this ten minutes ago

eridan's rumblr is made up of ocean shit, ocean animals, ocean animals eating each other, hipster shit, gore, hipster gore, hipster ocean gore, tons of gossip and bitching about people in the city, candid hipster photos he took of the city from places he explicitly shouldn't be, and selfies. is hannibal ready for this trainwwreck.

[buttpatting]

he'll have to change his writing style like every other comment, though. make eridan think he's got a wwhole wworld of haters out there who know their shit about gore. and then hannibal can get really busy or something or have no time and suddenly they all stop. or they can meet up/run into each other and he starts dropping these weird things about seeing a show on tv about, like, whales beaching themselves isn't that awwful and did you know that it was once said eating the flesh of a mermaid made you live forever etc., or something he might have been talking about on his rumblr.

and then i don't know casually offer some sort of guiding hand learn social interaction from a cannibalistic serial killer nothing can go wrong look at will graham he learned to smile!!!

the ocean stuff is great considering i often compare some of mads' faces to thinks that were dredged out of the depths of underwater caves (icon keywords) so all of it just makes me laugh because it fits so well. i think he'd eventually like rumblr block #selfie or #my favorite wwhale or #finding nemo or anything completely mundane. so that would be extra hideous if anyone found it out. why is he just focusing on all the torture? he seems so stable!!!!

[amoray]

wow def okay look at this inspiring tale of friendship and becoming a real boy, who wouldn't jump on those social interaction lessons, god

would hannibal even really want eridan to, is he really prepared for hours of "well i think talking about a homicidal clown making out with my severed head is perfectly acceptable dinnertime conversation if you're not a total pansy" and "do you want to hear about my crystal wizard chess set again"

is he ready to have to shoot the shit with eridan about wizards at some point because out of all that other shit on his rumblr at least 50% of the time it's wizards

basically i want all of this there is a hideous cannibalistic blobfishman rumblr stalker cr shaped hole in my life

[buttpatting]

the friendship that shaped a generation, like that kid and free willy or zeus and roxanne or something else just as sweet and heartwarming, that's hannibal and will. i guess eridan and he could be like flipper and the humans who kept tossing dead fish his way??? how could that not be fluffy.

he can handle that dinner conversation, he's totally got an iron stomach.

spoiler: i know like nothing about homestuck. but i remember ages ago something about eridan vs. magic and he wasn't a wizard!!! and lots of fanart with him in harry potter get-ups complete with scar and wand, riding a giant sea horse like buckbeak and so forth and so on. that's basically all i knew about eridan before. i really do want to find out more about his thing with wizards because i never understood how it tied in, other than him having glasses and magic being mentioned.

you can have it all rolling in the creep, etc.

[amoray]

HAHA MAN basically that seahorse is/was his now dead seahorse animal dad, and when Andrew Hussie first introduced the character, fans pointed out how much he looked like a troll Harry Potter and Hussie went "oh okay" and ran with it, giving him a passionate love of wizards and magic, but only the fake kind. He super hates anyone who says magic is real and denies it exists, despite basically having magical powers himself. And then he ended up as teenage alien Voldemort.

Homestuck.

Basically if he ever gets invited to a Hannibal dinner and Hannibal serves seahorses (idk if people even eat seahorses), he'll get kind of emotional and excuse himself like a gigantic loser.

[buttpatting]

oh. now it makes more sense why there were some of him in hogwarts clothes looking ready to kill and talking about how he wasn't a REAL WWIZARD

apparently the chinese eat seahorses, yeah.

come over for dinner we'll have some mac n seahorse

[god_damned]

GETTING BACK TO YOU since you poked me last meme. If you still wanted to arrange something with Frank? I really have no solid plans for him this month.

[amoray]

UGH YEAH that got away from me, but definitely! All I've got down for October is the party and a couple general run-ins, so I'm totally free.

Is there anything that would pique Frank's suspicions right off the bat? Eridan mostly does a lot of talking about horrible stuff for shock value, but he also makes the occasional veiled reference to doing some dirty business behind the scenes (talking about "squaring away debts" with people who died horribly at some point, power tools in the background of voice posts, etc. stuff like that) and has a history of hanging around shady people. If none of that works, I'm sure we could cook up something!

[fronttowardenemy]

No worries! I know how that is.

That kind of network chatter would catch his attention! Frank might not take it at face value immediately due to Eridan's age? But it will undoubtedly add up (thinking on his recent post to the network in particular). Does he have anywhere he lurks, particularly?

[amoray]

He does! He's got a couple coffee shops he cycles between on a biweekly basis (gotta route them assassination attempts), a couple favorite cafes and restaurants, attends Horace Mann, probably makes a nuisance of himself at Ruka's place pretty often, and gets in/out of the ocean by way of the docks pretty frequently.

He also sometimes hangs out on rooftops with high-powered binoculars and stalks other imPorts for a couple hours at a time! So if a confrontation would ever be in the cards, there's a potential (and super creepy) option to have it happen in.

[god_damned]

We could go for one of the restaurant options! Frank usually dines out because what is cooking??? however, how to actually bash them together is the question there.

ORR maybe he could spot Frank doing some Punishing Stuff while he's stalking imPorts? If you'd rather that be a starting point, rather than a confrontation down the line?